"Real Housewife's" Thong Exposed -- by Hubby

seriously, put down the drink. silex what are you thinking??

God he's CREEPY and there both butt UGLY!!

ewww, how drunk are these people you would think that they downed an entire factory of beer ha ha

These two are quite pretentious and have the worst behaved childred ever caught on film. Simon's comment on being able to see both front and BACK of the male models at a fasion show speaks volumes. When this show stops filming, you will probably end up in Ft Lee, NJ, trying to capture upon your short lived fame.

Oh lord, that makes me sick. If I were married to a man who behaved like that when he was tipsy, I would divorce him.

Having seen them at this event, I can safely tell you that Simon is the definition of creepy.
They were doing anything to get their picture taken and at least Simon was cranked on something.
She just kept laughing like he was Richard Pryor or something...he made SCOTSMEN uncomfortable.
That takes a lot, people. Crazy.

I just read that the Countess LuAnn and her husband, the Count, have separated...
They might be weird as hell, but at least Alex and Simon look happy with each other.

Come on TMZ camera people. These two are so lame! They are annoying and think they are to perfect even for there kids!!!! They need to kick them off the show. They are the only ones on there that sound like they are talking from a script. Gag me!!!!

he's a jerk - does it to make up for his lack of weenie

They're the older, east coast version of Heidi and Spencer.

Oh god are these two still together? Very hard to look at, so unattractive, silly and pretentious. They need to lose these two fame hogs and fast.. NY HW needs a recast or needs to go away all together.

They are the most repulsive couple to walk the streets. He's her pimp. She's his meal ticket. They are gross.