There was a tow truck lingering near Tommy Davidson, but for once, he didn't need the hand -- dude traded in one of his 800 hoopties for a hot new Jag!
It's the best thing he's been in since "In Living Color."
1. Where's the MEEBO live CHAT?
Posted at 12:03PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
2. Tommy "borrowed" this Jag from a PORN producer ala Lindsay Lohan. The producer, Ivan Auphulkokich, credits include
"Bunghole Paradise" and "Fists of Fury 37"
Posted at 12:22PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
3. It's kinda sad when your most noted claim to fame is TMZ racking on your car. BTW Tommy Davidson is a notorious "Myth Dispeller"
Posted at 12:25PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
4. Tommy is RANKED 12,345th in the Hollywood "Most likely to land a movie role" list, one notch above Lindsay Lohan.
Posted at 12:29PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
5. Tommy's career folded faster than SHIVA on laundry day.
Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
6. Tommy spent all his money on this car. Now, he won't have enough money for tweezers to masterbate with. Have a nice day Tommy.
Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
7. Tommy's standard line when he wants to arouse the TRANNY he just picked up, "Just punch my stomache...my INNIE should pop out in no time."
Posted at 12:34PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
8. Tommy brough home (to his double-wide) a BLIND tranny. He/she complimented him by saying, "Nice clitoris"
Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
9. Tommy is gonna have to sell this car quickly. His girlfriends lopadicphromy medical bill is due next month.
Posted at 12:42PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
10. Tommy wears 8 finger cots when he has sex, just to give himself a little BULK.
Posted at 12:44PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
11. A cheap DATE to Tommy......the SHEEP didn't want any HAY.
Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
12. Tommy picked up a BLIND TRANNY and he/she complimented him by saying, "Nice clitoris."
Posted at 12:52PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
13. Tommy picked up a BLIND TRANNY and he/she complimented him by saying, "Nice cliitoris"
Posted at 12:53PM on Mar 31st 2009 by big_ghoti
14. Ha ha! He is HILARIOUS! :-D Love it when celebs relax enough to goof around with the paps. He's great! Nice to see a such a good guy get a decent ride. Hope we see more of him. Nice work, TMZ!
Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 31st 2009 by Tony B
15.
somebody give this poor guy a job...he needs to upgrade his ride !!!
Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 31st 2009 by northern gypsy
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