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Tommy Davidson -- Car-mic Retribution

3/31/2009 11:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

There was a tow truck lingering near Tommy Davidson, but for once, he didn't need the hand -- dude traded in one of his 800 hoopties for a hot new Jag!

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It's the best thing he's been in since "In Living Color."

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big_ghoti    

Where's the MEEBO live CHAT?

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy "borrowed" this Jag from a PORN producer ala Lindsay Lohan. The producer, Ivan Auphulkokich, credits include
"Bunghole Paradise" and "Fists of Fury 37"

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

It's kinda sad when your most noted claim to fame is TMZ racking on your car. BTW Tommy Davidson is a notorious "Myth Dispeller"

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy is RANKED 12,345th in the Hollywood "Most likely to land a movie role" list, one notch above Lindsay Lohan.

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy's career folded faster than SHIVA on laundry day.

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy spent all his money on this car. Now, he won't have enough money for tweezers to masterbate with. Have a nice day Tommy.

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy's standard line when he wants to arouse the TRANNY he just picked up, "Just punch my stomache...my INNIE should pop out in no time."

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy is gonna have to sell this car quickly. His girlfriends lopadicphromy medical bill is due next month.

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy wears 8 finger cots when he has sex, just to give himself a little BULK.

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

A cheap DATE to Tommy......the SHEEP didn't want any HAY.

1843 days ago
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big_ghoti    

Tommy picked up a BLIND TRANNY and he/she complimented him by saying, "Nice cliitoris"

1843 days ago
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Tony B    

Ha ha! He is HILARIOUS! :-D Love it when celebs relax enough to goof around with the paps. He's great! Nice to see a such a good guy get a decent ride. Hope we see more of him. Nice work, TMZ!

1843 days ago
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northern gypsy    


somebody give this poor guy a job...he needs to upgrade his ride !!!

1843 days ago
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Sono    

Are you sure he isn't just Valet Parking that car????

1843 days ago
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xcalibur    

WONDER IF HE CAN AFFORD THE INSURANCE... HMM.

1843 days ago
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