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Dumbass Criminal

Tackles Door, Loses

4/1/2009 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MORON IN ACTION!!!

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Cops in Florida are on the lookout for a stupid criminal with a broken face after the suspect attempted to break into a house by diving head-first into the back door -- which was locked.

The guy actually clears a path and gets down into a four-point stance before sprinting into the locked door, busting his head and squirming on the ground like the little bitch that he is.

It all went down Monday afternoon. The guy and his accomplice eventually got into the house, but the alarm went off and they ran off without taking anything. If by chance you recognize the morons in the clip, please contact the St. Petersburg police ASAP.

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16.

Daisy May    

At least the guy on the barstool was DRUNK!!!!!

1994 days ago
17.

Denise    

Is this a slow news day or what? Nothing new hardly all day.

1994 days ago
18.

Sono    

Looks like it's their first time trying to break into a house, real criminals bring the right tools for the job. The only thing that would've made this video better is if the home owner had actually been there to shoot one of these idiots on camera.

1994 days ago
19.

UGGGGHHH    

HEY, THATS CHRIS BROWN AND FRIENDS

1994 days ago
20.

tmz you are so sad    

Thanks for the laugh.

1994 days ago
21.

Michael Jackson's Voice    

It is not Chris Brown you need to stop. He is a millionaire and would not need to break into anyones home!! So get bent!!

It is funny though that one is on his cell and the other super dufas is running around like an idiot and then BOUNCES off the door!! FUNNY!!!

1994 days ago
22.

UGGGGHHH    

DMF

1994 days ago
23.

T.M.    

If the thieving trash would take that energy & get a REAL job . It's a shame their mamas didn't opt for an abortion !!! The world would be a lot better off without them !!!

1994 days ago
24.

Atlanta    

It's a tough call to say which one is more dumb. Although I gotta give the barstool some credit for being creative. The door tackler wasn't very creative. Aw heck, they're both a couple of fools...

1994 days ago
25.

Wow    

Wow, mid day too??? Do people get any dumber?

Hey #21, why just shoot the one, i say go for both!

As it's been said, if only they would have waited a few more days "Savior Obama" would have probably bailed them out like he's doing for the rest of the pathetic Americans that don't want to get a real job and rely on the government to survive!

1994 days ago
26.

Triple Play    

Wow I was shocked to see that the felon was a man of color

1994 days ago
27.

Obama is Gay    

So sad but I knew this day would come. Sorry no Obama checks, just lies and Peggy Johnson I hope you are paying your mortgage and as you can see Obama isn’t putting gas in your car either.

1994 days ago
28.

BA55    

im from st pete and you can see why everybody packs a heater.....and why there are cameras in the ghetto....i guess you can call it saint heat

1994 days ago
29.

RaheemXavierTequilaWannaWannaWillie    

Those people arent the brightest stars in the sky.

1994 days ago
30.

RaheemXavierTequilaWannaWannaWillie    

It's part of Osama obama's wealth redistribution plan.

1994 days ago
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