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Dumbass Criminal

Tackles Door, Loses

4/1/2009 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MORON IN ACTION!!!

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Cops in Florida are on the lookout for a stupid criminal with a broken face after the suspect attempted to break into a house by diving head-first into the back door -- which was locked.

The guy actually clears a path and gets down into a four-point stance before sprinting into the locked door, busting his head and squirming on the ground like the little bitch that he is.

It all went down Monday afternoon. The guy and his accomplice eventually got into the house, but the alarm went off and they ran off without taking anything. If by chance you recognize the morons in the clip, please contact the St. Petersburg police ASAP.

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31.

BlindManTrynaTackleMichaelVick    

WoW!!! time & time again the racist american media can't stand for one of their own to humiliate them so they go and find irrelevant minority news to counter the shame of one of their own! When will ppl let go of racism and realize that we are moving into a new world where the hidden evils will become very apparent to the majority!!!

1938 days ago
32.

Ashley    

Of course this crap would happen in St. Pete. It seems way to often I come on TMZ and am reading a story about a stupid person doing something stupid and I shake my head going there is no way someone would actually do that and boom there either from St. Pete or Tampa. I'm from St. Pete born and raised I swear we're not all this stupid!!!

1938 days ago
33.

mikey    

31. Wow! I can't believe black people are seen committing a crime! You never see that!

Posted at 5:10PM on Apr 1st 2009 by #1 Obama fan


Yeah because you know white people are perfect and don't commit any crime.Like you know shooting up nursing homes full of elderly people,or killing their own kids(Andrea Yates,Susan Smith). Yep they're perfect

1938 days ago
34.

ski-ball master    

that may be true...but at the end of the day your still black.

1938 days ago
35.

frogs and gravel    

If the Germans had a couple hundred thousand of those motorized bar stools
in World War Two they just might of overrun Russia.

1938 days ago
36.

R    

You voted for Obama.

1938 days ago
37.

Wow    

It wasn't smart, but he's lucky he didn't snap his neck.

1938 days ago
38.

phea    

They were heard chanting 'Yes we can!"

1938 days ago
39.

book    

Its so funny none of you racist were complaining last year when you recieved your stimulus checks, now obama's doing the same and its a bailout for people who don't want to work, hilarious. If you're so angry with the way the country is, then LEAVE!! FYI- The majority of the most horrific crimes ever committed in the history of the world were committed by white people, you are the real animals

1938 days ago
40.

☆★SugaWugga    

Brothas you got to do much better. Stop blaming society. I'm a mid-20's black woman with no criminal record, I work, and never do anything wrong.

1937 days ago
41.

Blkshepherd    

Very well said Korea kid and no. 48. Its funny how when whites committ mass murder nothing is said. and your right 48. no one bitched and complained when bush issued a stimulus check that we all received. Funny Black folks being bailed out wasnt mentioned then..hmmm..seems rather bias. So blacks do crack eh? Yet whites do Meth..and how many labs have not been reported? Oh by the way..when was the last time a black shot up a nursing home full of elderly sick people? I could go on and on. Criminals have no preferred color..so get over your racist selves. there is evil in every race and creed. How about the White doctor sexually abusing his patients..the child molesters almost always are white atleast thats who I see arrested. You all come on here as if blacks are the only committer of crimes. Where is the Picture of the idiot that shot up the nursing home TMZ? oh my bad..he was white..dont wanna show that. You think Obama made him do it? LOL LOL ah ha ha ha..I mean since You all attach Obamas name to everything that goes wrong, I am just saying..

1937 days ago
42.

Pimp juice    

@50. Yeah, just like how nobody attached Bush's name to EVERYTHING & ANYTHING that went wrong. Have you been living under a rock the past 8 years or are you just a typical, hypocritical, lying Dem? It's funny how bitter and angry Libs get when you give them a taste of their own medicine. Get used to it for the next 4 years sweetheart. Cause your boy is going to get thrown out on his ass in '12 and back to "organizing communites" in the slums of Chicago!

1937 days ago
43.

Pee    

The barstool driver will be sober in the morning. The door buster will be just as stupid tomorrow morning as he has been all his life.

1937 days ago
44.

RONICA MYREE    

#7 RYAN SAY THAT OUTSIDE YOU FAKE WHITE AZZ CAUSE REAL WHITE PEOPLE WITH MONEY DONT CARE IF YOU ARE BLACK SO YOU POOR WHITE TRASH.

1937 days ago
45.

RONICA MYREE    

#7 PUNK AZZ

1937 days ago
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