Suri & Violet: Babies' First Inanimate Object

Toddler scenesters Suri Cruise and Violet Affleck have ushered in the latest Hollywood trend taking over celebuspawn playgrounds everywhere ... munching on flip flops and cell phones!

Suri Cruise

With their birth mothers Katie Holmes and Jennifer Garner at their side and no chocolate in sight, S & V are making teething look cool again.
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Tags: cell phone, CellPhone, flip flop, FlipFlop, Jen Garner, JenGarner, Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, mouth, Suri Cruise, SuriCruise, Violet Affleck, VioletAffleck

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16. So cute! They are the next Paris and Nicole.

Posted at 1:45PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Timbo

17. Maybe somethings lacking in their diets???????? LOL!

Posted at 2:00PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by PSYCHOBITCH

18. These 2 are way passed the teething stage, where they need teethers. Is anyone who works at TMZ a parent?

Posted at 1:55PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Brattyone

19. This is so Gossip Girl S&V LOL

Posted at 1:57PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by philliesgirl

20. I don't think Katie even knows that Suri is putting that in her mouth. Come on people, lay off!

Posted at 2:03PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Tracy

21. I haven't been on here in months. I come back and you're still on here everyday, all day, Roxanne. I'm sure you have a job. 2 $5 bjs a day, right? Where are your welfare kids with the drug dealer or your daddybrother?

Posted at 2:07PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by EricaErica1984

22.

Violet is cute!

Posted at 2:12PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Dahlink

23. EricaErica.......... thanks you are awefully sweet.
So concerned about how often I post a comment..
I am also glad that you had to post a comment after "being gone" for months about me, ohh actually 2.
I am sorry that it bothered you THAT much. Did you finally get your welfare check on the 1st of the month to turn your internet back on?
Stop being such a rude b!tch.
Go find a job and stop getting so upset with me and about me posting a comment (that was no way rude or offensive)

Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★

24. Roxanne and Erica are making this VERY intersting!!

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by stewie

25. Roxanne, my internet stays on and gets paid with hard earned, honest money. But you're always "first" on here everyday. I came across the TMZ site awhile ago. And today and then, I noticed you were always first, which is lame anyway.

Posted at 2:41PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by EricaErica1984

26. Why is Katie wearing a knit hat and sweater again? Especially if it's warm enough for Suri to be in flip flops.

Posted at 2:49PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by tigerlil

27. ok that is so nasty.i don't give a damn if they are kids,it's nasty!

Posted at 2:52PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by I HATE LIL WAYNE

28. OK THAT IS NASTY.I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF SURI IS A CHILD THAT IS DISGUSTING! GOT A PROBLEM WITH WHAT I SAID?......OH WELL I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ;)

Posted at 2:57PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by I HATE LIL WAYNE

29. Erica really wants to lick Roxanne's clit. If you two lesbo's would please keep your heating argument private I would apperciate it. Thanks.....

Posted at 2:56PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by TMZ SAD SAD LOSERS

30. LOL these blog fights are always entertaining. Very creative comebacks, ladies. Keep up the good work.

Posted at 3:18PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Meow

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