Suri & Violet: Babies' First Inanimate Object

Toddler scenesters Suri Cruise and Violet Affleck have ushered in the latest Hollywood trend taking over celebuspawn playgrounds everywhere ... munching on flip flops and cell phones!

Suri Cruise

With their birth mothers Katie Holmes and Jennifer Garner at their side and no chocolate in sight, S & V are making teething look cool again.
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Tags: cell phone, CellPhone, flip flop, FlipFlop, Jen Garner, JenGarner, Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, mouth, Suri Cruise, SuriCruise, Violet Affleck, VioletAffleck

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46. They are too old to be chewing on stuff. It takes 2 years of saying "Don't put that in your mouth!" to train your youngster, I wanted a machine to say it at increasing volumes many times a day when mine where little. Now they are young women and I want to say it again but can only hope the early training will hold. I think Violet is momentarily freaked while Suri seems to be just freaky, Shoe sucking! yuck in any normal universe. They are both very, very cute kids.

Posted at 8:58PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by smartypants

47. TEAM ROXANNE!

Posted at 11:21PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by HA

48. @ least they don't have poo in their mouths??? WTF??
She is chewing on a shoe, who's to say she doesn't have poo in her mouth. You don't actually have to see poo on the shoe for it to be there. This is just absolutely gross and reckless. With MRSA running rampant in my city people need to watch their kids. I understand you can't have an eye on their every move, but if you are right there and your child is putting a SHOE or a CELL PHONE that has been in your dirty hands in their mouths then whatever they get you deserve. They should be added to the list of dumb parents.

Posted at 12:37AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by STOPME

49. These children are 4 years old, and are treated like infants, suri is always being held can't she walk on her own, and I seen a picture of her the other day with a bottle and a blanket, (last months Star) I've done daycare for 30 years and belive me I have seen much cuter looking kids then all of thses stars kids, and I'm sure they are much smarter.

Posted at 1:01AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Linda

50. katie holmes makes me sick letting this kid drink from BOTTLES AT 4 YRS OLD. WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by jon

51. Well i think kids are kids but it ture about the bottle Katie is a lazy mother not getting her daughter off the bottle at 4 yr old..

Posted at 4:47PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Ana

52. Don't worry Erica Erica, Roxanne and Aussie girl post spam comments for Scientologists all over the internet constantly, IT IS THEIR JOB! Yes, this is why you see her post so fast and so often. She might actually be both handles with many more, that is what Scientologists do. And don't let her nasty attitude affect you either, though I'm sure it hasn't, it just shows you the way scientologists operate. They post all the time on JustJared too and only for Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri posts. Even under those exact same two names, and one with the stars, I've seen the poster HA there too harrassing people for not liking the Cruises or other scientologists. It's just that you caught her and she didn't like it. She most likely works for the church. Good for you for calling her out!!!! She is just one of many trolls out there who's job it is to spam comment sections for sci celebs. Just let this be a lesson in how nasty scientologists are. Nothing spiritual about these people at all! They don't call it a cult for nothing! And when you see them trying to take threads over and bullying people, definately fu*k with them, it's hilarious to see how crazy they get. Then stay as far away from scientology as humanly possible. And they actually call themselves the "most ethical people on the planet". Go over to JJ sometime and watch them go, it is a sight to behold!! Good luck and take care***** If you get a second, visit whyweprotest.net or exscientologykids.com.

Posted at 5:39PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by POLLY

53. TMZ since you keep referring to Katie and Jennifer as the Birth mothers. When did the chidren get adopted??????

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 4th 2009 by Suri\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

54. suri is going to be a beautiful girl when she gets older

Posted at 4:56PM on Apr 19th 2009 by abbazabba

55. threre both very pretty little girls..must be nice to have rich parents..suri has a maid of her own i bet...u go girl...

Posted at 6:06PM on Apr 18th 2009 by kid rock$$$$$

56. if they were my kids and i had paps following me around i would be holding my child too.

Posted at 4:48AM on Apr 20th 2009 by kris

57. I think that TMZ should leave the kids alone...poor babies

Posted at 2:22PM on May 8th 2009 by fred smilek

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