Gisele of the Jungle
A rare sighting of the elusive Brazilian Hotness Monster was spotted in Costa Rica yesterday.
Rumors are Gisele Bundchen was captured and will be relegated into matrimonial captivity beginning tomorrow.
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Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. MAN ANOTHER STORY ABOUT GISELLE????? TMZ FIND SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT!!!!!
Posted at 7:02PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by TMZ IS LAME
2. haha you guys crack me up
Posted at 7:04PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by melissa
3. Look at the size of that nose!
Posted at 7:11PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by is that a man, baby?
4. how come every time a BLACK supermodel is in the jungle, tmz is all over it? but when a WHITE supermodel is in the jungle, no one says a thing?
oh man look at the size of her snozz
Posted at 7:16PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by hilarious comment guy
5. she looks like a man right there.
Posted at 7:17PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by graceeeeee
6. shes a butter face
Posted at 7:17PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by me
7. I think Bar Rafaeli is waaaay hotter than this chick!
Posted at 7:24PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by river rat
8. I think Gisele forgot to take her estrogen---- she looks like a man pretending to be a woman. UGLY!!
Obviously Tom's vision is going if he finds that "Tarzan in a dress" attractive.
His grandpa has very bad eyes---must run in the family.
Posted at 7:27PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Gisele is a witch
9. She does have a great body, but her face is manly and homely!!!!
Posted at 7:38PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Dawn
10. Yet another she-man that the model world thinks is so gorgeous. Petite models are pretty - not 5'9" + she mans.
Posted at 7:46PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by me
11. LMAO!!! she DOES look like a man.
what's she doing in the trees? is she stalking the poor little boy that's "HERS" even though he has a mom who gave birth to him? or is she just slithering around like the snake she is?
Posted at 7:45PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Gisele is a skanky ho!
12. George of the Jungle!!!!!! I love Brendan Fraser - he's hot!!!
Posted at 7:46PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by me
13. #4 Because there haven't been racial stereotypes about a white person being in a jungle. Get it? Some people kill me trying switch things around trying to make a point instead of accepting the reality of it.
And what do people find so attracted about her?
Posted at 7:52PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by MJ
14. oh my god. brendan fraser! ha
i'm pretty sure this bee yotch could knock brendan fraser out. i mean "bedazzled" brendan fraser.
it'd take a van damme to take down "encino man" brendan fraser
everyone knows that.
on another note
seriously her nose is huge.
Posted at 7:54PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by hilarious comment guy
15. You guys Photoshopped that nose...I mean, made it smaller!
Posted at 8:08PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by I took a dump in my leather trousers
