Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.
P-p-p-poke 'er face!
16. She's an effing ness. Her parents should be proud
Posted at 11:49AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by jk
17. she's trying out for a part on Star Trek, oh they quit filming that a long time ago
Posted at 12:14PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Wasn\\\'t me?
18. she needs a helmet and a mini school bus !!!!!!!! Paris stop lickin the windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 11:51AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. She is so five years ago! What the hell? She is stupid & that outfit....put here where she belongs....on the street corner. Go away Paris! Seriously....what is she? Does she have talent? Why is she in the spotlight? She thinks she is oh so wonderful....pretty sad when you have to go on national tv just to get A friend. Glad Nichole Ritchie saw the light.
Posted at 11:51AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Millie
20. Finally, a black line over her face so we don't have to look at it. Almost just as good as a paper bag.
Posted at 11:58AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by The Dude
21. AGAIN, PASSING ALL OF YOU BECAUSE IM TOOFASTFORYOU
Posted at 11:54AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by toofastforyou!
22. Does anyone know how to get to the "live chat"?
Posted at 11:54AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by gramma
23. anyone who thinks she is pretty needs an eye test stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 11:54AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Ha Ha!!
24. How sad; no substance, no depth, no contributions to society, no genuine friends, no real purpose. She has a few years left then it will hit her and hit her hard. As folks begin to turn away from the celebrity obsession and create more fulfilling lives for themselves she will continue, as will all the other shallow wannabes, to vie for empty attention.
Posted at 12:05PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Zeitgeist.com
25. 28 year old woman with the mentality of a 12 year old girl who needs attention. TMZ stop putting pics of this wanna-be on your site - it makes you look retarded.
Posted at 12:04PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by RJinchitown
26. SHE IS GOING TO HAVE ONE HELL OF SOME TAN LINES!
Posted at 12:06PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by CRAZY!
27. How old is this chick? time to grow up and be a contributing member of society. Use your name and influence (sic) to be something more than a blow up style pincushion.
Posted at 8:44PM on Apr 7th 2009 by Misslead
28. roboslut
Posted at 12:11PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by inny
29. Whatever....now that is NOT hot hehe
Posted at 12:12PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by just sayn
30. Robo Slut
Posted at 12:13PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by inny
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