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Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike

4/3/2009 12:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.



P-p-p-poke 'er face!

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16.

Millie    

She is so five years ago! What the hell? She is stupid & that outfit....put here where she belongs....on the street corner. Go away Paris! Seriously....what is she? Does she have talent? Why is she in the spotlight? She thinks she is oh so wonderful....pretty sad when you have to go on national tv just to get A friend. Glad Nichole Ritchie saw the light.

1996 days ago
17.

The Dude    

Finally, a black line over her face so we don't have to look at it. Almost just as good as a paper bag.

1996 days ago
18.

arte help    

AGAIN, PASSING ALL OF YOU BECAUSE IM TOOFASTFORYOU

1996 days ago
19.

Divashels    

anyone who thinks she is pretty needs an eye test stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1996 days ago
20.

m dennings    

How sad; no substance, no depth, no contributions to society, no genuine friends, no real purpose. She has a few years left then it will hit her and hit her hard. As folks begin to turn away from the celebrity obsession and create more fulfilling lives for themselves she will continue, as will all the other shallow wannabes, to vie for empty attention.

1996 days ago
21.

rjinchi    

28 year old woman with the mentality of a 12 year old girl who needs attention. TMZ stop putting pics of this wanna-be on your site - it makes you look retarded.

1996 days ago
22.

Misslead    

How old is this chick? time to grow up and be a contributing member of society. Use your name and influence (sic) to be something more than a blow up style pincushion.

1996 days ago
23.

Inny    

Robo Slut

1996 days ago
24.

mizmu    

save this look and sport it on your next visit to the clink

1996 days ago
25.

Mikeock    

What do you honestly expect from an heiress with a GED?

1996 days ago
26.

JustSayin    

paris dear......now that is NOT hot

1996 days ago
27.

MeeshaInTexas    

Vaguely feminine is right. Seriously, aren't women supposed to have curves? She has the same figure as my 10 year old son. It's disturbing that there are men out there that actually like that. Ewww.

1996 days ago
28.

Joanna    

Wow what a waste of a Vagina. She is a waste of human life. Really she is a no talent, whore, skank. She has zero class. How is her family not embaressed. If this was my daughter, I would change my name, give her the birth certificate and get out of the country. I wouldnt even want people to know I gave birth to this slutty mess. Yuck..

1996 days ago
29.

eloc    

What a moron.

1996 days ago
30.

Roxy    

Say what you will about her - she wears clothes or whatever well. Don't really like the outfit/bathing suit/belt thing, but she looks good in it. I think a lot of you are just jealous - we'd all like to be rich and good looking.

1996 days ago
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