Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.
P-p-p-poke 'er face!
31. save this look and sport it on your next visit to the clink
Posted at 5:58PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by mizmu
32. What do you honestly expect from an heiress with a GED?
Posted at 12:13PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by mikeock
33. paris dear......now that is NOT hot
Posted at 12:14PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by just sayn
34. Vaguely feminine is right. Seriously, aren't women supposed to have curves? She has the same figure as my 10 year old son. It's disturbing that there are men out there that actually like that. Ewww.
Posted at 12:25PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by MeeshaInTexas
35. Wow what a waste of a Vagina. She is a waste of human life. Really she is a no talent, whore, skank. She has zero class. How is her family not embaressed. If this was my daughter, I would change my name, give her the birth certificate and get out of the country. I wouldnt even want people to know I gave birth to this slutty mess. Yuck..
Posted at 12:22PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Destiny
36. What a moron.
Posted at 12:29PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by china
37. Say what you will about her - she wears clothes or whatever well. Don't really like the outfit/bathing suit/belt thing, but she looks good in it. I think a lot of you are just jealous - we'd all like to be rich and good looking.
Posted at 12:28PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Roxy84
38. Dumbass whore. Don't get near her; she's got STD's dripping off of her...
Posted at 12:36PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Yuck
39. She looks really cute and I love her BFF shows. I think this was for a photo shoot. All this hating is uncalled for.
Posted at 12:30PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Tonya
40. I'll say one thing - she has a hot bod.
Posted at 12:32PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Ron
41. Why all the hate on Paris??? Stop all the HATING already. Your not rich, young , popular or beautiful, get over it already and dont hate on anyone that is.
P.S. What happened to her BFF Brittany
Posted at 12:36PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by ZrocK
42. todays lesson... SKANK 101 by Paris Hilton
Posted at 12:44PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by peanut
43. She is absolutely gorgeous and anyone who sais differe nt is jealous and stupid honestly...
Posted at 4:16PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by jason
44. once again, tmz finds the most compelling stories.
what's next.....paris poops on camera?
Posted at 12:43PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by NYC123
45. 25. Finally, a black line over her face so we don't have to look at it. Almost just as good as a paper bag.
Posted at 11:58AM on Apr 3rd 2009 by The Dude
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LMAO! Thanks for the laugh The Dude, best one I've had today. Anytime TMZ does a story on her they should just show the picture of her with the black line over her face.
Posted at 12:45PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Sugar Cookie
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