Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.
P-p-p-poke 'er face!
46. waste of space
stop giving her press!
Posted at 12:47PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by monet
47. What an embarrassment to her family.
Posted at 12:46PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Tango
48. Too bad it doesn't cover her whole face.
Posted at 12:48PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Kimmie
49. When is a person dead?
Is it when the heart stops or when the soul leaves the body?
SHE IS ALREADY DEAD.
Posted at 12:49PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Pookie
50. Looks like Geordi from Star Trek: TNG.
Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Mike Flynn
51. Did her parents forgot to teach her about SELF-RESPECT?
Posted at 1:08PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Kelly
52. Geez....she's pushing 30. Isn't it about time she got a real job?
This "I'm famous for appearing in photos" gig has already worn thin for years.
It's gonna get reeeeeeeeal ugly and even more pathetic as time goes on....
Posted at 1:27PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Yikes
53. She's 28 for god sakes and she acts like a 13 year old. My 15 year old is more mature than she is. I mean I saw her on TV pouting....who the hell pouts at 28, and her show....British BF.....the only ones the I know that use the term BF are kids. Grow up already I mean hell what are you going to do at 30...start wearing diapers...you seem to be acting younger as you get older. Sorry honey but those wrinkles are going to start shining through soon.
Posted at 1:03PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by BSP
54. TO NUMBER 46 AND 47, KELLY AND BSP:
HER PARENTS DEFINITELY DID NOT TEACH HER ANY SELF RESPECT. DO YOU THINK THEY CARE? THEY JUST CARE ABOUT BEING IN THE SPOTLIGHT, MEANWHILE THEIR DAUGHTER IS A WHORE WITH NO CLASS. HOW DISGRACEFUL TO ALL WOMEN AND YEAH SHE IS NOT MATURE. SHE ACTS LIKE A TEENY BOPPER THE WAY SHE PRANCES AROUND. GROW UP ALREADY. HOW IS SHE NOT EMBARESSED BY THE THINGS THAT ARE SAID ABOUT HER IS BEYOND ME..
Posted at 1:13PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Destiny
55. LADY CACA!!!!!!
Posted at 1:13PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by val
56. ugh she is gross....what kind of attention deprived little whore puts this on and stands on a balcony....give me a break...i think i just threw up a lil in my mouth
Posted at 2:00PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by === Solo chik
57. Just wondering, does she have boobs?
Posted at 1:19PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by enquiring mind
58. Ok does Paris happen to look like a blow up doll? Or is it just me? Ok Paris just need to go away!
Posted at 1:24PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by HBMichele110
59. "Hating" on Paris - get real! It's not hatred - it's utter disbelief at what an immature waste of space she is!
Sure it would be nice to be rich and pampered enough to make the best out of ordinary blond hair, blue eyes and
a decent figure...but jealous? HA! I wouldn't trade my life for hers for anything! I'm happy to be short and
fat with a wonderful sexy husband that adores me. I have more substance in my little finger than this screwed-up
airhead, as do most of the other "haters" here, I'm sure! She's a joke!
Posted at 1:24PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by LWood
60.
Paris is no class. I guess the Hilton family are embarrassing what she is doing now.
Posted at 1:26PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Dahlink
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