Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.
P-p-p-poke 'er face!
61. all i can say is, OMG, what is wrong with her...seriously? i feel bad for her.
Posted at 1:26PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by nina
62. LWood, go look at younger photos of Paris. She's no blond.
Posted at 1:41PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Not a blond
63. I think she looks kinda cool. But also, one of the first things that popped into my head is theres a line over her eyes to cover her lazy eye :D
Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by amy
64. Roxy84:
I find it very funny when people, like yourself, accuse us of 'being jealous' of this, ummm, lady, or others like her.
WHAT is there to be jealous of that isn't shallow? WHO would ever want to be in her shoes? A 28 year old loser with Daddy's money? Come on, I suspect the 84 part is your age, and you are showing it. This person has no REAL life, no goals, no friends, no job, no challenges and how about a real man? Isn't going to happen, her reputation is shot.
And, lastly, this is not going to be very funny when she is 40. It will be plain sad. Worse yet, she has herself to blame. Her parents raised a train wreck.
Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Takes alllllll kinds
65. Jeez why won't she just go away? Seriously!
Posted at 1:33PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by es
66. scrumptious
Posted at 1:37PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by MightyMike
67. She's desperate to start a "trend" but who wants to look like a big-foot, tranny, Herpes-infested, gape-mouthed phony?
Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Kay
68. complete and total SKANK! need i say more???
Posted at 2:06PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by chrisa
69. 60. LWood, go look at younger photos of Paris. She's no blond.
Posted at 1:41PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Not a blond
Okay...well...we can add "phony" to her list of attributes too. Whatever!
Posted at 2:06PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by LWood
70. she looks like a freekin' robot. why is she still around?? PARIS - GO AWAY!!
Posted at 2:07PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by jt
71. Wir sind die roboter.
Posted at 2:14PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by Cry me a river.
72. "welcome to Paris' House of Herpes".....
Posted at 2:26PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by stewie
73. I don't care what anybody says, if I knew what to do with a woman, I'd do it with her.
Posted at 2:32PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by 35 year old virgin
74. I don't care what anybody says, if I knew what to do with a woman, I'd gladly do it with her.
Posted at 2:47PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by 35 year old virgin
75. Why is this idiot famous? She is just a rich, spoiled brat and claims she makes her OWN money. If it wasn't for her parents
$$$$$$ no one would even know her and she wouldn't have had the opportunity to even be able to make any $$. And she only dressed like that because she knew when she stepped outside , people would be waiting to take her picture. She is
SOOOOOO fake and not so bright.
Posted at 2:42PM on Apr 3rd 2009 by loveyourshow
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