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Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike

4/3/2009 12:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.



P-p-p-poke 'er face!

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121.

Gottahaveit    

OMG! what are those glasses called i want a pair! someone know where to find them>>??

1923 days ago
122.

BFF    

Actually, she was filming part of an episode from season two of BFF at the Ocean Santa Monica hotel. Hot hotel for a hot chick.

1923 days ago
123.

THEE    

The glasses are cool but Lady Gaga might as well be called Lady GAG

1923 days ago
124.

myfashionswap.com    

Not sure what she was thinking here. Blade Runner?

1923 days ago
125.

800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

You are so beautiful. I would like to give you a big furry hug.

Baby Gorilla

1922 days ago
126.

Shar    

The black line is an improvement over her dumb, expressionless, fake, blue eyes and that LAZY eye. She needs to put that line over her dumb lips, also, to cover that stupid "Paris pose" slack jaw mouth. Why are her lips always posed in the same expression in all her poses? The one that says, "Like, what planet am I on? Nevermind, don't you think I'm hot? Like, what planet am I on? Nevermind, don't you all think I'm hot? Like what planet am I on? Nevermind, don't you think I'm hot?"

1921 days ago
127.

Shar    

No, Paris, you are NOT hot. You NEVER were hot. You will ALWAYS be spoiled and die without having ever said anything intelligent. Dressing up in these get ups to show yourself, nearly naked, to the paps is what your mommy taught and ALL you know. How miserable you must have been all the while you were with Benji, who tried to keep your wild child under raps and make a respectable woman out of you. But, as time has pr oven you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Paris you are a sow's ear. Your skinny, shapeless body and that only average face is only interesting to SOME (low/NO class) people and you have to serve it up naked and do your porno routine for anyone to show the least amount of interest.
NOBODY CARES, PARIS. YOU'RE A JOKE, NOW GO AWAY...GO FAR FAR AWAY. READ A BOOK AND THEN GET A REAL CAREER

1921 days ago
128.

Shar    

Nikki,

She hurts our eyes!!

1919 days ago
129.

800 Pound Gorilla    

Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

Baby Gorilla

1919 days ago
130.

Shar    

The black line is an improvement over her dumb, expressionless, fake, blue eyes and that LAZY eye. She needs to put that line over her dumb lips, also, to cover that stupid "Paris pose" slack jaw mouth. Why are her lips always posed in the same expression in all her poses? The one that says, "Like, what planet am I on? Nevermind, don't you think I'm hot? Like, what planet am I on? Nevermind, don't you all think I'm hot? Like what planet am I on? Nevermind, don't you think I'm hot?"

1919 days ago
131.

Shar    

No, Paris, you are NOT hot. You NEVER were hot. You will ALWAYS be spoiled and die without having ever said anything intelligent. Dressing up in these get ups to show yourself, nearly naked, to the paps is what your mommy taught and ALL you know. How miserable you must have been all the while you were with Benji, who tried to keep your wild child under raps and make a respectable woman out of you. But, as time has pr oven you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Paris you are a sow's ear. Your skinny, shapeless body and that only average face is only interesting to SOME (low/NO class) people and you have to serve it up naked and do your porno routine for anyone to show the least amount of interest.
NOBODY CARES, PARIS. YOU'RE A JOKE, NOW GO AWAY...GO FAR FAR AWAY. READ A BOOK AND THEN GET A REAL CAREER

1919 days ago
132.

grambo    

News Flash Paris!!! Your getting a little "mature" to be stepping out in these kinda outfits. Yuck!

1916 days ago
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