Johnny Depp: Baller of the Caribbean

61. Do you think she might have self esteam issues? Because that my have something to do with her not fixing herself up when she goes into public. This could mean that she isn't happy with herself ,or she's not happy with the situation that she is in. She shows symptoms of depression. I don't know if anyone heard or saw the NRA Awards back in January, but she got a lot of flack for lip-syncing her performance. I saw it on you tube and she looked like she was sadated and not really into what she was doing. There has got to be something wrong there. Maybe she just isn't as happy as she makes out when she does interviews? Maybe her relationship with Johnny isn't as good as she claims? Maybe there really isn't a relationship at all, atleast not a very deep one. If you think about it, it's kinda sad. Two people in a relationship nonexistant trying to raise a family. No wonder they don't want to get married!

Posted at 12:29AM on May 24th 2009 by 2cute4u

62. May 24
Hey 2cute4u,
I didn’t see the NRA awards. I assume she didn’t win any awards! I think she does look a little depressed. The Pirate probably told her to go out make some of her own money and stop living off him all the time. That’s why she went on tour last year. She has been sponging off him since she got knocked up the first time. I think the reason why the little man won’t marry her is because he wants to keep all his money to himself. After all he owns the boat, homes and Island. I heard she’s part owner in the house in France. But he’s got the rest. Very smart pirate!

Posted at 1:49AM on Jun 28th 2009 by lexie

63. Well, I'm not to sure he actually bought the vineyard for her. It's rumored that he gave it to her as a christmas gift because she had been working really hard on her last album, but I suspect that he was thinking of himself when he bought it. There is just something off about them as a couple. There is no real genuity in the way they present themselves as a couple. Everything seems scripted. If you look at their faces in photos together, there is no twinkle in their eyes. They just don't look happy. It does make you wonder if they do live separate lives, because he is never with her unless it is a big red carpet event, or an annual family vacation. The last family vacation must of not be a very nice one since he came back to Nice in a nasty mood. And it was a kind of nastiness that was building up for a while, so you know that was not a restful trip. But I guess if you had to take the "not so inlaws" on vacation with you, you'd be pissed off too.

Posted at 10:27PM on May 24th 2009 by 2cute4u

64. May 26,
Hey 2cute4u,
I think they are living separate lives. The reason they are never photographed together is because the dirty little Pirate likes to keep his career separate from hers. He mostly goes it alone to events. And she does too… Oh yeah, she has the hairdresser with her! The little Pirate is pretty crafty. He wants the tart out of his public life.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 29th 2009 by lexie

65. Well, here is some food for thought. We all know that right after they first started dating they actually broke up due to the fact that really were not into eachother, but then she got pregnant and they remained broke up until after Lily Rose was born. Well it was a necessity then to be a couple because that baby was going to need both parents. I had read an article were JD stated basically he fell in love with his new baby girl, he didn't mention a thing about Vanessa. He's only in it for the kids. When he has said things in the past about his relationship with Vanessa, he was saying them for the benefit of his kids. Do you know why he has so much real estate? Because he has to be able to move around and live in different places because he actually gets anxiety attackes when he stays in one place for long periods of time. He has to keep moving. One of the reasons that JD gets into his dark moods because he knows that he is living a lie, he can't even look at himself in the mirror because he is too scared to see what may find in his own reflection. He himself is a poster child for manic depression. Well, mysery loves company I suppose.

Posted at 10:35PM on May 26th 2009 by 2cute4u

66. P.S that not wanting to look in the mirror thing has a lot to do with the way he dresses.

Posted at 10:35PM on May 26th 2009 by 2cute4u

67. May 27,
Hey 2cute4u. I didn’t know they had broken up while she was pregnant. That’s so dirt baggy! How do you know this? I will admit I don’t know a lot about the short man but what I do know.. I don’t like. Well it was sure nice of him to return to help raise his child! Well actually these two iffy parents have others to raise their children.
Actually he never mentions the French tart in interviews. You know other actors that are in love with their partners talk about them with praise. I guess the pirate sees nothing about her to praise. Dirt baggy pirate can’t look himself in the mirror because he’s getting too old to dress like a 20 something stuck in grunge. He needs to get on with it. He looked better when he was with kate!

Posted at 11:24PM on May 27th 2009 by lexie

68. Hey Lexie
I think there are more psychological reasons as to why "our little pirate" won't look in the mirror. It has a lot to do with self esteem, guilt, and well fear. He has issues with himself which comes from his childhood and the fact that he never made it in a band. Playing the guitar is his first love. Our little pirate would rather be a musician like his friends (idols) Keith Richards and Eddie Van Halen. Must suck to play in a tookie band performing cover songs, but at least he gets to strum.

Posted at 10:20AM on May 28th 2009 by 2cute4u

69. P.S I can't remember the exact article, but it was one where he was promoting "Sleep Hollow". Lily-Rose was just born and he mentioned that they had broke up but got back together. He took the blame for the break up. It was during the break up that he was seen having dinner with Kate Moss and clubing with Christina Ricci. There were rumors that he was making out with his co star at the club, meanwhile Vanessa was probably laying naked on a beach in the south of France with her friends.

Posted at 10:31AM on May 28th 2009 by 2cute4u

70. May 29, 4:430

Hey 2cute4u,
If you haven’t noticed. TMZ loves to rearrange my posts. I think it’s one of the female staff members that LOVES the little Pirate, and Hates me writing my opinion regarding him. It’s all hypocritical because they allow people to write the most vial things about woman on this web site. Ever read any of the posts about Paris Hilton? So they mess them up so people can’t read my last post. That’s why I put the date on the top of my posts. In November of last year some Bimbo there was STILL rearranging my posts 6 weeks after my last post. Must be getting her jollies!
I think you are right about the Pirate not liking himself. After all he is a failure at what he really wanted to do. If it wasn’t for those wacko fans of his that follow him around everywhere he goes, that Florida concert would be very empty. Who wants to listen to a bunch of middle aged men playing the music they used to play years ago? Only his die hard fans!

Posted at 5:24PM on Jul 1st 2009 by lexie

71. Hey Lexie
People don't really like poor little Paris that's why they can get away with having nasty posts about her. But everybody just loves the "little pirate". Notice I say pirate due to the fact that he made a Walt Disney film, which made a lot of money. He is nolonger the hellraiser he once was, the box office beastie that sunk every film that it was associated with, which made little to no money. My my how the fair weather friends of Hollywood come out to play when you bring home the bacon.
Have you ever heard any of his previous girlfriends/ Fiance say anything bad about him, I mean anything at all? Don't you think that's kind of strange? He's loved them all, everyone of them could of been the one. What stopped him from marrying? In each and every case, it was the girl who decided to break off the engagement. So what happened? What did the little pirate do to get kicked to the curb by all these women?

Posted at 10:06PM on May 29th 2009 by 2cute4u

72. P.S Was it the eyeliner he was stealing from their makeup bags? Just a thought!

Posted at 10:10PM on May 29th 2009 by 2cute4u

73. May 29 8:55

Hey 2cute4u,
The guy liner is a crack up… He wears it out in public.. When he’s not working. I bet he hates to see himself without make-up! On the other side of it the French Tart hardly ever wears make-up in public.. and she needs it! You are right, he was making rotten movies before he made Pirates. He made himself relevant again. All his girlfriends give up on him because he’s reportedly controlling and has a bad temper. Ryder talked a little about it. Actually, the Pirate himself has talked about his problems. I do believe frenchie puts up with it for the money.

Posted at 11:51PM on May 29th 2009 by lexie

74. Hey Lexie
My gosh, someone actually said something scandalist about our little pirate. And Wynona no doubt! I thought she was the president of his fan club. I'm hurt! I wonder if he has ever hit one of his "girls". Let's just say if he is abusive, and I may be way off by suggesting this, it may be one of the reasons why some of these girls suffer from depression. There is a list of girls that he was engaged to, and of coarse he was married to Lorrie Alison, make-up artist, that's where he got addicted to eyeliner and she divorced his ass because he was stealing it out of her make-up kit. Let's see he was engaged to Jennifer Grey which lasted all of two seconds, then he was engaged to Sheril Finn for about two years, she dumped him because he kept acting up on the set of "21 jump street", or was it because she got a boob job and everytime he went to hug her he would wined up bouncing backwards up on the wall. If you got boobs, you need a man strong enough to hold on to the girls, too, you know. Personally, I think he felt a little intimidated by the girls that why he wounded up with Wynona, she is a little flat chested. So is Kate and our favorite french tart, Loch Vanessie, a.k.a Vanusa, Paradis. Personally, I liked Johnny with Wynona, they looked more like a couple, but if he is going to bitch slap you because you don't let him "borrow" your eyeliner, I don't think I would stick around either.

Posted at 12:16AM on May 31st 2009 by 2cute4u

75. May 31 6:55
Hey 2cute4u,
You’re so mean! I love it! Well I don’t know if the little bad tempered one has hit any females or not but he admits he still gets very angry and trashes rooms only these rooms are in his own house. He said if he owns it, he can trash it. I guess that’s OK if you live alone but with children around, that isn’t the best idea. It’s got to be very hard being around someone like that. I think he’s a real jerk. I can’t believe all these love sick fanatics that follow him around wherever he’s working. These whackos just want him to touch them. They will defend him no matter what he does. I think they are worse than most fans out there. They follow the French tart around too. They go to her concerts in France hoping HE’s there. I swear the only reason she has sold as may cd’s as she has is that HIS fans are buying them. She should be very grateful to him for a lot of things.. That’s one of them. But he’s still a jerk. A flat chested loving jerk!

Posted at 3:11AM on Jun 8th 2009 by lexie