Woody Harrelson: You're Undead to Me, TMZ - REDIRECT

256. "Woody, assault, woody, woody, assault, woody, I'm a whiny bitch, woody. woody, you just assaulted a whiny bitch, woody."

Let's see, you use fame other folk attained to take advantage of and then act like 3 year old, trying to be as annoying as possible in order to get some reaction/attention, nd then after getting it whining about it. It should be well-known in your industry that Woody has flipped out on intrusive people before.
If I happened to be famous I would screw with the media so much it would be entertainment for all. It would be so enjoyable and awesome that we all would have to kill ourselves and each other because we wouldn't be able to stand the humor/insanity/terror/insight/ingrown mid-digital hair that would result.
-PantyJose

Posted at 10:15AM on Apr 14th 2009 by Buck Satan and the 666 shooters

257. Wow. People actually make a living following other people around screaming "Hey Woody, you know you just assaulted me, right? Woody, that's assault. That's assault Woody!" Dude, get a job more productive to society. Do you want people to feel sorry for you...for nagging Mr. Harrelson? You would think the first time he was in your face you would have backed down; a man with a hint of intelligence would have backed down, but we all know you work for TMZ and your payckeck comes from being an incompetent, whiney, inconsiderate fool.

Posted at 4:27PM on Apr 14th 2009 by Emily89

258. the people here are the biggest lame brained hypocrites i've ever heard,,, are you serious, this is the photogs job, his f-ing job... im gonna go to all your jobs and start beating on you for doing your job, and whatever it is you do, it annoys me, would you like that, because YOU say it isnt productive to society doesnt make it so, i get soooo much entertainment value from tmz... now lets go back, who is paying him, well tmz and other people like that... now lets go back just a little bit more, where does tmz and others get their money from??? they get it from you, you woody backing dumb asses... first you make the paps follow the celebs cause you buy the magazines and watch the show and visit the blog and you want to know about them, you have that right, you made them famous in the first place...oh my god, people want to know about celebrities and these people facilitate it, lets be happy when the spoiled celebrities are beating them up, its ridiculous... are you people thinking before you tmz bash??? they do it for you, and you pay them to do it, its not like harvey takes all the tape and covets it in his basement... for the love of god, by visiting this site to post your comment, you just upped tmz.com advertising cost and in essence just payed for that pap to follow woody... i probably shouldnt even enlighten you cause tmz will lose money if you actually used your brains for a second, and i love tmz... why should celebs not have to have any crazies to deal with, woody is chilling in a mansion somewhere right now... i get up every day and get on a train, and if i dont have a crazy person on the train to deal with its a miracle day... these people are not above the human experience, which is mostly crappy as you probably know, you cant just beat away the annoying things... you know what, you can photog bash and tmz hate and woody love as much as you want, cause you are not hurting tmz, in fact you are giving them more money, and tmz rocks, i just hope that photog gets some woody money

Posted at 4:55PM on Apr 14th 2009 by istheworldcrazy

259. That dude deserved to be assaulted. Why follow him for that long when he's visibly upset and in the presence of his daughter?? You people are scum bags. Is that any way to make a living?? You'd be better off as a prostitute.. I wish I was famous so I could assault some TMZ photgs too.

Posted at 6:22PM on Apr 14th 2009 by Cormier

260. Who the eff gets 'assaulted', but then stalks and follows their 'attacker' for the next 5-10 minutes? What a joke. You know how they say that reality shows are almost always skewed and have things taken extremely out of context to show what the producer wants to show, reality be damned? Thats what this clip reminds me of - If this camera man who got 'asaulted' wanted to show the 'real' story, why not show what lead to this 'assault'? Theres zero credibility in my opinion when someone shows a video of himself being 'assaulted' but not showing anything prior - Mr Harrelson could have asked the man 10 times to please leave him alone, the cameraman could have grabbed Mr Harrelson, etc etc - Its obvious that the camera man was Mr Drama as shown in the 'aftermath' of this supposed assault - The guy is totally provoking Mr Harrelson over and over and over while Mr Harrelson is not saying anything and trying to walk away...

Posted at 6:52PM on Apr 14th 2009 by RYDADDY

261. "istheworldcrazy" is another nut job, a good example of a bad human,

"istheworldcrazy"probably was raised wrong, with bad teachers.
"istheworldcrazy"'s moral compass is broken.
"istheworldcrazy" has no sense of of right and wrong, played too many viloent video games fried brain.

Most people here are first time posters who picked this up on CNN,
read the majority of the comments....people are pissed off

sure people want to read news about celebs, but STALKING IS NOT OK.

this pap crossed the line, but how would he know about that, he is a broken human,
and this leads to more broken humans,,and that leads to ......an unpleasent wotrld to live in.

Paps have done their jobs for 70 years in Hollywood, and elsewhere, but they were never this rude.

this is disgusting, and "istheworldcrazy" saying the pap is correct, and should get MORE MONEY is insanity,
yes the world is crazy, because of people like "istheworldcrazy" backing the pap.... "istheworldcrazy", you are a dumbass.

Posted at 11:06PM on Apr 14th 2009 by ItIsOver

262. I posted a couople of time, saying how messed up this papa is/was.....BUT
I need to/would like to, say it is admirable that TMZ allows these comments, most of which
are bashing the very thing that keeps TMZ alive.

TMZ is at least honest, even if they use questionable tactics.

Posted at 12:53AM on Apr 15th 2009 by TMZizHonest

263. well come on .... you can clearly see the camera man provking the incident. STOP FOLLOWING HIM YOU IDIOT. someone kicks your ass and breaks your camera what do you do....well if your a tmz camera guy you keep following him, probaly didn't think he had enough on tape to sue him so he had to make sure. harvey maybe you should invest in self defence classes for your camera guys. DUMBASS!

Posted at 9:28AM on Apr 16th 2009 by melissa

264. Woooh, woody rules =D Kick that paparazzi scum's ass.

Posted at 11:10PM on Apr 18th 2009 by ANTIFA

265. press charges on woody!!!!!

Posted at 12:50AM on Apr 20th 2009 by Texas our Texas