Only one of them married a billionaire on Valentine's Day.
We're just sayin'.
Salma Hayek Is the Octo-Mom?
We're Just Sayin'
4/23/2009 10:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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TMZ staff. You need glasses.Are you for real with this? Salma Hayek is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Octo Mom looks like a hideous plastic surgery freak. HELLO?????
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Why would TMZ keep giving this Octomom hipe??????? She shouldn't even be seen anymore and on the same page as Selma? are you kidding me TMZ, not your running out of stories, STOP promoting the momther who will only be ruining her kids lifes
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NO COMPARISON. THE OCTOMOM IS AN UGLY PIG. I'M SURE THE ONLY REASON SHE HAD TO BE ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED IS BECAUSE NO MAN COULD ACTUALLY REPRODUCE WITH HER PHYSICALLY--EXCEPT, PERHAPS, A TERRIBLY ODIFEROUS BLIND LEPER.
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Selma is beautiful and classy. Octo-mooch is an ugly long faced ex stripper with a deformed trout pout (yes, she was a stripper for OVER A YEAR, not the one day she claimed). Selma's child will have everything. Octo-liar's children can only have what she bums off of people or what she steals.
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Like Judas said, âItâs not that I object to her profession,â but I am flabbergasted that Octomom wasnât being truthful when asked about being a stripper. Some people have big balls of steel.
In Touch is reporting that Nadya Suleman worked as a stripper in 1999-2000 for about a year when she was in her twenties. Youâll never guess what her stripper alias was â thatâs right, âAngelina.â Psycho stalker freak!
A professional undresser named Sage said, âI met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together. She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.â In the world of strippers, âoverly flirtyâ means that she would give âhandiesâ and âblowiesâ for money⦠or food stamps.
A limo driver, Luis Ceballos, said he remembers Nadya and described her as being âfull of herselfâ and that she always said that she would be really famous someday. Well, sheâs more infamous than famous, but I suppose she has fulfilled
Source: InTouch Mag.
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If you crossed Salma with a plecostomus, removed the brain, class, and chi chis, then added thirty pounds and thirteen kids, you'd almost get OctoMom.
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Octi what? Here are the eight ways I love Salma:
1) Salma's ambition
2) Salma's class
3) Salma's clarity
4) Salma's resilience
5) Salma's professionalism
6) Salma's beauty
7) Salma's sexuality
8) Salma's personal power
9) Salma's capacity for responsibility
10) Salma's social/emotional intelligence
So it's a bakers dozen of love, so what!
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Not in a MILLION years...
BTW, if Octofreak was so badly injured in 1999 that she had to go on Workman's COmp, Pray tell how did she work a pole?
Stop the octomom reality show!
http://www.eyeworks.tv/en/p461413e8a5dc8
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I cant stand this octo mom lady ... shes famous for no reason... i want her to just dissapear and take care of her fillion kids already!
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Hey Seriously....I'm thinking Octopu$$y was working MORE than just 1 type of pole....ROTFLMAO!!! (Psssttt....maybe she didn't have lip augmentation...maybe she just has "lip burn"...hahahahahaha...get it? Like "knee burn"???) What an ugly skank...she needs to go and dye that hair a little blacker!!! My guess is that she had all the augmentations done to her and name changes so that when she crapped out all the kids and "tried to become a celebrity", that former "opportunities--hee hee hee" didn't recognize her as the skank that gave them hand jobs and blow jobs. What a hose bag!!
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