Salma Hayek Is the Octo-Mom?

1. Salma - beautiful

Octo-bitch - GAG, LIAR, YUCK-O, MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

Posted at 10:01AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by Terri

2. To compare these two women is a crime.

Posted at 10:00AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by John

3. C'mon now. Not Even Close. Salma is a steamy latina and octomom is, well, octomom.

Posted at 10:03AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by paul@ripsession.com

4. TMZ staff. You need glasses.Are you for real with this? Salma Hayek is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Octo Mom looks like a hideous plastic surgery freak. HELLO?????

Posted at 10:12AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by CaliGirl

5. Please don't compare these two together, there is none.

Posted at 10:10AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by janet

6. lol, you are compairing gold to rust

but anyways love you guys at tmz

Posted at 10:11AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by omg!

7. Why would TMZ keep giving this Octomom hipe??????? She shouldn't even be seen anymore and on the same page as Selma? are you kidding me TMZ, not your running out of stories, STOP promoting the momther who will only be ruining her kids lifes

Posted at 10:22AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by walt

8. NO COMPARISON. THE OCTOMOM IS AN UGLY PIG. I'M SURE THE ONLY REASON SHE HAD TO BE ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED IS BECAUSE NO MAN COULD ACTUALLY REPRODUCE WITH HER PHYSICALLY--EXCEPT, PERHAPS, A TERRIBLY ODIFEROUS BLIND LEPER.

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by The Maven

9. TMZ you scum! Salma is outstandingly gorgeous at all times, trim, shapely, smart, independent, professional, and has a vision to follow and an example to set. Surely the only (almost) rational intent behind posting those two photos together is to show opposites, but due to Salma's outstanding radiance, I can't see the other photo!

LOVE

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by PolarBear

10. Why do u keep posting octoshit here, she's just a freak with talent for nothing but sucking government money!!! specially comparing her to super hot mammas, plzzzzzzzzzz

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by Kim

11. Selma is beautiful and classy. Octo-mooch is an ugly long faced ex stripper with a deformed trout pout (yes, she was a stripper for OVER A YEAR, not the one day she claimed). Selma's child will have everything. Octo-liar's children can only have what she bums off of people or what she steals.

Posted at 10:18AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by JoJo

12. Like Judas said, “It’s not that I object to her profession,” but I am flabbergasted that Octomom wasn’t being truthful when asked about being a stripper. Some people have big balls of steel.

In Touch is reporting that Nadya Suleman worked as a stripper in 1999-2000 for about a year when she was in her twenties. You’ll never guess what her stripper alias was — that’s right, “Angelina.” Psycho stalker freak!

A professional undresser named Sage said, “I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together. She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.” In the world of strippers, “overly flirty” means that she would give “handies” and “blowies” for money… or food stamps.

A limo driver, Luis Ceballos, said he remembers Nadya and described her as being “full of herself” and that she always said that she would be really famous someday. Well, she’s more infamous than famous, but I suppose she has fulfilled

Source: InTouch Mag.

Posted at 10:19AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by Capt. Howdy

13. If you crossed Salma with a plecostomus, removed the brain, class, and chi chis, then added thirty pounds and thirteen kids, you'd almost get OctoMom.

Posted at 10:22AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by Kay

14. Octi what? Here are the eight ways I love Salma:
1) Salma's ambition
2) Salma's class
3) Salma's clarity
4) Salma's resilience
5) Salma's professionalism
6) Salma's beauty
7) Salma's sexuality
8) Salma's personal power
9) Salma's capacity for responsibility
10) Salma's social/emotional intelligence

So it's a bakers dozen of love, so what!

Posted at 10:23AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by PolarBear

15. Why is Octo-mom news ? She needs to take care of her litter.....

Posted at 10:25AM on Apr 23rd 2009 by Ranxerox