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Okla. City Bomber -- Prison Is a Pain In His Ass

Terry NicholsOne of the bastards behind the Oklahoma City bombing is complaining about a huge problem he's having behind bars -- his ass is bleeding.

Terry Nichols, the man who conspired with Tim McVeigh to murder 168 innocent people in the 1995 bombing of the Federal Building, has filed a complaint with the Bureau of Prisons because he's "suffering" from chronic constipation, bleeding and hemorrhoids.

According to the document, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Nichols claims his prison diet is causing the pain in his butt. In particular, Nichols blames a lack of insoluble fiber.

Even more outrageous -- Nichols listed fellow Florence Prison inmate Eric Rudolph, who bombed abortion clinics and the 1996 Summer Olympics, as a witness to their "bad food selection" saying that Rudolph suffers from gas and stomach cramps.

Both Nichols and Rudolph said they believe our bodies are sacred and should be treated as such. Ironic, no?

Tags: eric rudolph, EricRudolph, oklahoma city bombing, OklahomaCityBombing, prison, terry nichols, TerryNichols, timothy mcveigh, TimothyMcveigh

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1. hahhahahahahaha

Posted at 6:07PM on Apr 24th 2009 by OhWell

2. Yeah, I'm sure it's just the lack of fiber and not what's (hopefully) being shoved UP his a$$ on a regular basis. Poor guy, my heart just bleeds.

Posted at 6:07PM on Apr 24th 2009 by lost in lalaland

3. Excellent!

Posted at 6:09PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Janet

4. Suffer Suffer Suffer

Posted at 6:11PM on Apr 24th 2009 by stan

5. You're in prison. You murdered 168 innocent people, including children. You don't get to complain about what they're feeding you.

Posted at 6:11PM on Apr 24th 2009 by peanutbutterandhoney

6. This SOB should thank god he is alive. After the death numbers he was responsible for he should have a plug up his a--s so he would worried about his complaints. All he would have to eat and evenually blow up. Bye Bye baby.

Posted at 6:14PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Nitro

7. They don't deserve prison. They should have been shot in the head.

Posted at 6:15PM on Apr 24th 2009 by TheMan

8. Are their bodies as sacred as those they blew up and killed?

Posted at 6:15PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Beansy

9. You have got to be freakin' kiddin me. When are prsoners going to understand the concept that no one cares. NO ONE!

Posted at 6:16PM on Apr 24th 2009 by jd

10. The dumb f**ker is lucky he's getting anything to eat. Let him starve if he doesn't like the food. All rights as a human being should be gone. Maybe the families of the people he killed would like to fix him dinner. Eat that, bi**h!

Posted at 6:22PM on Apr 24th 2009 by stupididiot

11. What a little bitch, I hope he bleeds to death.

Posted at 6:20PM on Apr 24th 2009 by jackschitt

12. I will never forget the image of the fireman carrying the lifeless body of that little girl, on the cover of Time magazine. That said it all. All the pain was in that picture. Nothing he says should ever be printed. They should be ignored. Never to be heard from again.

Posted at 6:24PM on Apr 24th 2009 by pat

13. Is this a joke? Either way, it's really infuriating.

Posted at 6:22PM on Apr 24th 2009 by D

14. Why wasn't he executed like McVeigh???

Posted at 6:22PM on Apr 24th 2009 by D

15. If he wants more fiber, give him bread and water like they did in the good ole days.

Posted at 6:22PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Moochie

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