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Okla. City Bomber -- Prison Is a Pain In His Ass

4/24/2009 7:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Terry NicholsOne of the bastards behind the Oklahoma City bombing is complaining about a huge problem he's having behind bars -- his ass is bleeding.

Terry Nichols, the man who conspired with Tim McVeigh to murder 168 innocent people in the 1995 bombing of the Federal Building, has filed a complaint with the Bureau of Prisons because he's "suffering" from chronic constipation, bleeding and hemorrhoids.

According to the document, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Nichols claims his prison diet is causing the pain in his butt. In particular, Nichols blames a lack of insoluble fiber.

Even more outrageous -- Nichols listed fellow Florence Prison inmate Eric Rudolph, who bombed abortion clinics and the 1996 Summer Olympics, as a witness to their "bad food selection" saying that Rudolph suffers from gas and stomach cramps.

Both Nichols and Rudolph said they believe our bodies are sacred and should be treated as such. Ironic, no?

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31.

abraham    

Yeah -- sure -- its his diet that is causing the bleeding. Perhaps its his roommate hahahahahahahah.

1976 days ago
32.

roo    

How about broken glass as part of their diet? Then they could complain.

1976 days ago
33.

roo    

Sorry did you say his name was Terry McMORON?????

1976 days ago
34.

sherrir    

And finally the realatives of the victims have a day to smile, and we can laugh and this idiot who needs for his ass to bleed every day, for the rest of his miserable life, can crawl back into his cell.

1976 days ago
35.

jessiebee    

Lack of fiber my a@@ It's bubba and his snake making his butt bleed. Like anyone would feel sorry for these stupid bastards. Did they forget about the people they killed? Let em SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!

1976 days ago
36.

Anya    

lol ... best news I heard all week ! And if you believe the "bad diet' story I've got some lovely swampland I'd love to sell you.

1976 days ago
37.

OZ    

Wow sounds like he needs a Bottle of Hem-eez! ALL Natural Hem-eez Helps restore permeability to the vessel walls, thus shrinking even thrombosed hemorrhoids ! Maybe the prisons should start considering Hem-eez for Prisoners. But then again... does he really deserve any relief?

1976 days ago
38.

RACHEL    

BOMBER?? MORE LIKE RAPIST..

1976 days ago
39.

jlove    

I agree with #15, Pat.

1976 days ago
40.

junebuggyz    

Tough luck ahole. The people of Oklahoma will never forget the pain you and McVeigh caused..

1976 days ago
41.

bludude    

HAhahahaha...
He are his buddy (Eric) are packing each other's fudge, that's the cause of the pain in his butt, the chronic constipation, bleeding and hemorrhoids.

1976 days ago
42.

BJ Rocks    

haaaa!!! let me get my violin out....

1976 days ago
43.

aww    

How about shoving a ice compress up his ass. Maybe he will feel better.

1976 days ago
44.

Wow    

The cribs of the babies in the daycare in the building he obliterated were visible from the street where the Ryder truck was parked. He didn't care. They were "collateral damage". Those liitle ones are the ones I feel for.

1976 days ago
45.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

Scared straight time, people,

True story, swear to God...

Years ago I worked at a big name bakery where one day a coworker found maggots crawling in our raisin barrel (ew). Half true to company integrity the product we produced with the batch before it was discovered was put aside in the freezer for further decision. A week later the freezer's empty. I'm asking another coworker where it went. Guess where it went?

1976 days ago
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