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Okla. City Bomber -- Prison Is a Pain In His Ass

Terry NicholsOne of the bastards behind the Oklahoma City bombing is complaining about a huge problem he's having behind bars -- his ass is bleeding.

Terry Nichols, the man who conspired with Tim McVeigh to murder 168 innocent people in the 1995 bombing of the Federal Building, has filed a complaint with the Bureau of Prisons because he's "suffering" from chronic constipation, bleeding and hemorrhoids.

According to the document, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Nichols claims his prison diet is causing the pain in his butt. In particular, Nichols blames a lack of insoluble fiber.

Even more outrageous -- Nichols listed fellow Florence Prison inmate Eric Rudolph, who bombed abortion clinics and the 1996 Summer Olympics, as a witness to their "bad food selection" saying that Rudolph suffers from gas and stomach cramps.

Both Nichols and Rudolph said they believe our bodies are sacred and should be treated as such. Ironic, no?

Tags: eric rudolph, EricRudolph, oklahoma city bombing, OklahomaCityBombing, prison, terry nichols, TerryNichols, timothy mcveigh, TimothyMcveigh

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46. Prison should = punishment. It's not suppose to be a resort!

Posted at 7:55PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Ut oh

47. I hope he and Eric Rudolph bleed to death together.

Posted at 7:55PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Kathleen

48. He needs fiber? Eat my shorts, jerk.

Posted at 8:09PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Kay

49. I'm sure all the people he murdered would gladly trade BEING DEAD for his insignificant problems.
Too bad, so sad. Not feeling his pain too much.... hmmm, NOPE, not feelin' it.

Posted at 8:12PM on Apr 24th 2009 by teebag

50. Dude should know that fiber is only for people who don't blow up other people with dynomite.

Posted at 8:14PM on Apr 24th 2009 by wasted days and wasted nights

51. I bet he has hemorrhoids from straining himself trying to blow up his cell mate up!

Posted at 8:15PM on Apr 24th 2009 by ex laxs

52. A ex con told me one time if he had a choice of hollowing out a large mountian alone or life in prison, he would take hollowing out the mountian. That say's a lot about prisons. Prison is a horrible place to be.

Posted at 8:18PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Prison Life

53. I am a lifelong Oklahoman and was in 5th grade when the Federal Building was bombed. I cannot explain to you how much this angers me. We felt the shock from the explosion at our school. I personally know two friends who lost their fathers to this tragedy. So my friends had to grow up without their father, and countless others lost friends and family members, and this bastard wants to complain about his prison diet?? If Terry Nichols wants fiber, I suggest that they switch out his current food for a plate full of sh*t, which I have heard is high in fiber.

Posted at 8:19PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Nicole

54. Good! I hope this SOB suffers more than this. The fact that he killed 168 innocent men, women and children obviously doesn't bother him. Let the suffering increase!

Posted at 8:41PM on Apr 24th 2009 by beachy

55. hey terry - blow it out your ass

Posted at 8:48PM on Apr 24th 2009 by GoldieOK

56. Here's hoping his ass becomes infected and triples the pain that he's in.

Posted at 8:50PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Stef

57. Poor Terry has us mistaken for people who give a Rat's Tail. Anyway, like Commenter 8 pointed out, weren't the victims bodies sacred, too?

Hey, a carton of cigarettes to the convict who nails him in the shower!

Posted at 8:57PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Pat-Mann

58. And we should care because? he deserves this and so much more for what they did.

Posted at 2:44AM on Apr 26th 2009 by Sharea

59. Surely someone can provide these two deserving people some justice?

Posted at 9:14PM on Apr 24th 2009 by i4ani

60. who cares? My most vivid image of that day was the fireman carrying the lifeless body of that little girl.....as far as I'm concerned he can suffer for the next 100 years-and I really hope he lives that long!

Posted at 9:24PM on Apr 24th 2009 by moi

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