This dude in a Des Moines piano bar had Shawn Johnson as red as the #3 billiard ball on his shirt after he sang a hilarious song in honor of her and "Dancing with the Stars" partner Mark Ballas. 
We'll just try and ignore the part where he sings about the 17-year-old's chest.
1. FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!!
Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 24th 2009 by toofastforyou!
2. Dude Canadian Girls are not bitches, Nice shirt BTW!
Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 24th 2009 by TorontoPerezFan
3. HAHA that was too cute!
Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 24th 2009 by SAHM of 2
4. Why is she in a bar??!!
Posted at 1:44PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Teena
5. HAHAHA, FUNNY. MORE TALENT THAN SUSAN BOYLE. LOOKS BETTER TOO.
Posted at 1:49PM on Apr 24th 2009 by 3 hot chics & 1 pimpin gangsta
6. Hey Toronto he said Romanian girls not Canadian girls. I thought it was funny though. And just because you are in a bar doesn't mean that you can drink in it. They have lots of bars now for the young peeps that don't serve alcohol.
Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Sunshine girl
7. 1. Dude Canadian Girls are not bitches, Nice shirt BTW!
Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 24th 2009 by TorontoPerezFan
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Your right, they are though all fat pigs with coward boyfriends who cannot go to Iraq to defend all the oil they sneak out of there but cannot spill any of their blood as our American boys are doing so so those fat ass bitches can stuff their faces with french food, you know those other cowards.
Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Americanmade
8. Hey Americanmade, we're too busy fighting a real war in Afghanistan and producing our own oil actually. You've got a big mouth for someone who lives in the biggest financial wreck of a country the world has ever seen. Also the fattest... most hated... biggest debt country in the world. Says a lot about your dumb ass.
Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Alyssa
9. Your right, they are though all fat pigs with coward boyfriends who cannot go to Iraq to defend all the oil they sneak out of there but cannot spill any of their blood as our American boys are doing so so those fat ass bitches can stuff their faces with french food, you know those other cowards.
Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Americanmade
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Dude, you're a moron and should take a good look around you before commenting. Montreal has some of the hottest women IN THE WORLD. Forget fat, Americans shovel more sh*t into thier mouths than comes out thier asses.
Americans also start wars for no reason, and therefore will have casualties while fighting that war. I am against the war in Iraq, why the hell would I go there to fight?
Typical American, thinking he is better than the rest of the world and his s*%t don't stink. Wait my friend. There will be another 9/11 in the near future cause you guys sure know how to make ennemies. Wake up putz.
Posted at 2:11PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Europe's Best
10. 8. Hey Americanmade, we're too busy fighting a real war in Afghanistan and producing our own oil actually. You've got a big mouth for someone who lives in the biggest financial wreck of a country the world has ever seen. Also the fattest... most hated... biggest debt country in the world. Says a lot about your dumb ass.
Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Alyssa
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Who are you kidding, you have about 200 people over there so don't tell us what war your leading.
Your only over there to also steal as much oil as possible as your not happy stealing all our oil and trees in our northern states.
The wreak we have is due to you lazy bastards up their with the so called NAFTA BS and how your unions like CAW destroyed American car makers building them buy buying non American cars yourself.
When this country goes to civil wa later this year due to obama we will not think twice about going up north and getting even how you lazy bums have been stealing from us for decades.
Interesting how people who hate us have nothing better then to always be on American blogs telling us how your crap does not stink when we can smell your ass all the way down on Nevada.
Posted at 2:17PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Americanmade
11. She should not be an a bar!
Posted at 2:17PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Val
12. , you're a moron and should take a good look around you before commenting. Montreal has some of the hottest women IN THE WORLD. Forget fat, Americans shovel more sh*t into thier mouths than comes out thier asses.
Americans also start wars for no reason, and therefore will have casualties while fighting that war. I am against the war in Iraq, why the hell would I go there to fight?
Typical American, thinking he is better than the rest of the world and his s*%t don't stink. Wait my friend. There will be another 9/11 in the near future cause you guys sure know how to make ennemies. Wake up putz.
Posted at 2:11PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Europe's Best
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Dude et, not asking, telling you women of canada are pigs, half english, half french cannot can any worse then that.
We can understand why as the men there are either fruits, camel humpers and tea drinkers.
Eh, what you say about that. . .
Posted at 2:16PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Americanmade
13. alyssa shut your fat pasty white canidian ass up. our girl scouts could take out your entire frozen waste land on.....and whip you in a week. if it wasnt for us you'd be bowing to the queen. you only exist because we let you...and by the way if we really get desperate for oil....you may have it taken from you and your sorry county cant do shine about it.
and by the way the american dollar is still worth more than worthless coins i see from your country. now shut up and eat another Eskimo pie!! hippy!
Posted at 2:24PM on Apr 24th 2009 by azzmouth
14. Clearly America speaks for itself.
Posted at 2:33PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Alyssa
15. Man, are Americans really this stupid? I love how they try to blame everyone else in the world for their mistakes.
Also, how they beg the whole world to weep for thier fallen soldiers. WTF is that? You people started the war, you've destroyed families and killed children over there, and we should feel sorry for you? You put yourselves into a debt that you cannot pull yourselves out of. Has nothing to do with Canadians. We are good, honest hard working people who have no use for your pathetic bulls*&t. Get over yourselves
Posted at 2:34PM on Apr 24th 2009 by ugh
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