This dude in a Des Moines piano bar had Shawn Johnson as red as the #3 billiard ball on his shirt after he sang a hilarious song in honor of her and "Dancing with the Stars" partner Mark Ballas. 
We'll just try and ignore the part where he sings about the 17-year-old's chest.
31. Actually, I think that's Artie from the Howard Stern show. lmao
Posted at 3:37PM on Apr 24th 2009 by PurpleSmurf
32. Wait isn't TMZ based out of America? Hmmm...if the US sucks so bad....why are u coming to a website that is ran by fat, lazy, dumb, ignorant, broke Americans????HMMM, I ponder that.....
Posted at 3:38PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Alanis isn't that great. Pam well she just has big tits
33. canada can suck it!
Posted at 3:57PM on Apr 24th 2009 by steve o
34. There are fat, lazy, pasty and ignorant people in EVERY COUNTRY! Lay off the States.
Posted at 4:09PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Miss Miss
35. Alyssa,
To go as far as wishing another 9/11 on America? Wow, that's just completely ridiculous. How does that make you any better than AmericanMade? How could you wish something like that on anyone - especially because of somebody blabbing their mouth on a celebrity gossip site? Hopefully you don't believe in Karma.
I just don't understand why anyone would wish bad ecoomic times, or even death, on any country or any other person in general. This is why the world is in the shape that it's in. It's not just America, it's everywhere. Open your eyes.
Posted at 4:55PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Wow
36. Children,children,stick to the topic at hand. About the guy singing to the girl. Now if you don't shut up I will put you in timeout
Posted at 4:37PM on Apr 24th 2009 by anokie
37. Shut up about Susan Boyle, she is 47 years old... she's not trying to look hot.
Joseph Jehoich
Posted at 5:45PM on Apr 24th 2009 by Joseph Jehoich
38. Yo I'm American and I love Canada. I'm one of the very few non-american morons. Most of my country sucks, but don't bash it.
Posted at 7:56PM on Apr 24th 2009 by dubsy
39. Comments 1, and 6...sorry he didn't say romanian, or Canadian. He said Russian. This was hilarious..poor Shawn..lol. But the guy did tell the truth now that he mentions it. Most gymnast I see have almost childlike bodiea no breasts, or mature feminine shapes at all.
Posted at 12:05AM on Apr 25th 2009 by Melissa
40. Fellow Americans. Why the hostility for Canada? After ther the Bush Administration they're about the only friends we've got left
Posted at 2:49AM on Apr 25th 2009 by time to get real
41. Americanmade, PEOPLE LIKE YOU put Bush in office TWICE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU have now RUINED our long-standing reputation through-out the world, RUPTURED our economy, and JEOPARDIZED the safety of every American. PEOPLE LIKE YOU support war and violence, not peace. PEOPLE LIKE YOU spread hate, not love. PEOPLE LIKE YOU are spreading the Devil's agenda, not God's agenda of love and acceptance.
What comes out of your mouth is nothing but PURE IGNORANCE from an uneducated, uncultured piece of TRASH. GO BACK TO YOUR SMALL TOWN, GO INTO YOUR TRAILER, AND SHUT THE DOOR. Maybe now that you've been laid off from your factory job, YOUR INTERNET WILL BE SHUT OFF ALONG WITH YOUR WORTHLESS, HATE-FILLED OPINIONS.
Posted at 5:28AM on Apr 25th 2009 by TheRealAmericans
42. She's not in a regular bar, but a piano bar. Some cities have them
Posted at 9:02AM on Apr 25th 2009 by trufflesrheaven
43. There are ugly idiots everywhere people. Its not as if they all live in one compound in one country. You're acting like 2 years old who need a nap. Eh, I take that back. I shouldn't insult a 2 year old like that.
Posted at 10:17AM on Apr 25th 2009 by TheWorldisChockFullofIdiots
44. You guys need to all take the car keys out of your ears, he cleary says the ROMANIAN GIRLS ARE BITCHES. You people are just wanting to argue but personally your both stupid cowards. By the way....I thought Shawn was a good sport.
Posted at 1:32PM on May 5th 2009 by powmia21
45. AMERICAN MONKEYS THINK CANADIAN MONKEYS ARE SUPER HOT, AND HE LIKES TO DO IT IN THE CLOSET!
Posted at 5:19PM on May 8th 2009 by Kathleen
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