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Now Casting -- OctoMom: The Musical!

Posted Apr 25th 2009 1:50AM by TMZ Staff

OctoMomDo you bear a striking resemblance to a certain mother of 14? Do you have an extensive background in musical theater and improv? Have you given up on any hopes of an actual career? Then maybe you could star in a new OctoMom musical!

Described as "a fast-paced triptych musical parody" the OctoMusical is looking for someone who is "funny" and "whimsical" and can "command authority." Ability to contain eight fetuses within your womb at once is not required.

The musical is set to open at a small theater in Los Angeles called Bang sometime in June.

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Tags: 14 kids, 14Kids, 8 babies, 8Babies, auditions, Bang, musical, nadya suleman, NadyaSuleman, octomom, octomusical, parody, singing

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31. I just thought of something terrible. What is OctoSlut still has more eggs out there somewhere? Maybe hidden under the dirty diapers, maybe in the cookie jar she keeps by the bed with used condoms, who knows. But if she managed to get this much money for 8 kids at once, why not try and beat her own record and go for 10 more!! S**t, she could end up with her own show and have Dr. Phil as her first guest!!

They really need to take that damn uterus out of the slut, staple it on the face of Jack in the Box, and let every Tom, Dick and Harry have their way with it, while ordering a jumbo jack.

Posted at 4:12AM on Apr 26th 2009 by stupid in Woodland hills

32. Southside.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was a hysterical story....


Anyhow...been sorta MIA ..due to being on a finca ( horsefarm/ranch) in Jerez....where the connection for computers is a bit dodgy at best. I did see that she was considering getting a puppy...I was HUH? Are you kidding me? I would personally fly out there and dognap it.. ( AngryNeighbour, can I camp out at your house ?)
She doesn't care for her own litter....and to bring a innocent dog into that hellhole would be tantamount to animal abuse.

Posted at 12:42PM on Apr 26th 2009 by Ankaret ( live from Seville)

33. Enough with this woman stop enabling her.

Posted at 4:58AM on Apr 27th 2009 by ENOUGH

34. will she give birth on stage? I'll pay NOT to see that.

Posted at 8:34AM on Apr 27th 2009 by jgraharpo

35. Octolips is already a has-been grade Z "celebrity", although she never really qualified for any legitimate celebrity status at any time anyway. She dug her own grave with her own stupidity and it's definitely been a downward spiral for some time now. There's always been a strong element of public ridicule and distaste for her, but now I believe most people are just disgusted and want her to disappear. I refuse to look at any radar online posts (don't want to contribute even indirectly one penny by doing so to her coffers) but have seen references to them on other sites about such newsworthy stories as some idiot asked her out in a supermarket (wow), she got another tattoo (amazing), she was a stripper/hooker (what a surprise), she was in a supermarket somewhere (gasp),etc. really scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. I do like to check in occasionally because I have found information on, and directly contacted, businesses, media, and t.v. shows that evinced any interest in her or supported her in any way. I've also signed online petitions, in the hope she and octograndparents will eventually be investigated for their questionable financial affairs. It's just a matter of time before her shyster attorney and Octolips/Octoass has a professional parting of the ways because the funds will dry up and when there is no cut in his future, he will also be gone. He hasn't mustered up any mega-deals for her as far as I know (it's obvious she is marketing poison) and to date, I believe he's just serving to keep the welfare people happy so they continue to send check and keep CPS off her back. She's not going out with a bang, but a whimper, and she doesn't even rate that.

Posted at 9:37AM on Apr 27th 2009 by tarantella

36. I think Mel Gibsons new "girlfriend" looks alot like Octo-Mom. She would be great for the part... OR..She can try to cast Angelina Jolie but I don't think Ange will have anything to do with ..that..

Posted at 5:51PM on May 2nd 2009 by Stephanie

37. OMG!!!! Please~~~ if I looked anything like that pathitc loser psyco-- Please shoot me now!!
My ass looks way better than her face... dah!!

Posted at 3:06PM on May 2nd 2009 by MOMBOMB

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