Hot Lips from 'M*A*S*H': Memba Her?!

Loretta Swit is best known for her character Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan on the TV hit "M*A*S*H." Guess what she looks like now!


Stars With Pull


It takes a lot of pull for a long lasting career in Hollywood -- and these stars definitely know how to stretch their time in the spotlight!!

Launch photos

TMZ's Trashin' Fashion Contest -- FINALS!!!


TMZ's newsroom was overwhelmed with terrible trends submitted for this week's Trashin' Fashion Contest.Take a trip down nostalgia lane and check out the styles of hasbeens past.

Launch Photos


Aiken -- I've Got a Claby on Board


Clay Aiken took his artificial insemination creation -- aka the Claby -- out for lunch yesterday with Tyra Banks at the Beverly Hilton in L.A.

 Clay Aiken : click to view!

Still no word if Clay's trying to rent a womb at the Tyra hotel.


Kabbalah-Bling -- Totally Strung Out!


Once Madonna strapped one on, the little red bracelets became more popular than Ed Hardy shirts at a poser party! Check out who's rockin' the string!

Red Red Twine - Launch Photos

You Be Trippin' Homie!!!


LITERALLY! Watch for falling stars...

Celebrity gossip - Launch Photos

Guy-Liner!


These male makeup mishaps are no mistake -- guys are eyelining the competition!

Guy Liner: Launch Photos

Reader Comments

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1. Loretta Swit is one of the most beauiful and talented stars on TV. Can we learn about her health, and what she's now doing?

Posted at 2:12PM on Apr 28th 2009 by CagneyLacey

2. A good number of these peoole with "pull" would make me dump a load if I ran into them in a dark alley. Some look just ok, others just outright botched. Poor Priscilla Presley was a good looking woman who would have aged well, but looks awful. Fay Dunaway barely looks like herself; Mickey Rouke - still looks like an egotistical jerk, just uglier now; and Jackie Stallone - fa get about it - plain bizzare. The purpose of plastic surgery is to make one look "refreshed" - not necessarily younger - most of these people were butchered and look like it.

Posted at 3:25PM on Apr 28th 2009 by G. Ford

3. "Memba" her?... All "Growed" up. Why don't you use correct English? Is it too much trouble to spell out "remember" or to use the correct past tense of grow, which is grown? So I guess you think you are being hip, but you're just being a bad example to our kids and everyone who is speaking English as a second language.

Posted at 3:25PM on Apr 28th 2009 by T. Stark

4. this information was really useful

Posted at 10:45PM on Apr 28th 2009 by Trovonnie

5. Heidi Fleiss has morphed into a horse-toothed jackass. Perhaps it was all the flogging...

Posted at 11:09AM on Apr 29th 2009 by LadyBathory

6. yes, very true, most of them look silly and disfigured , the price u pay for being vain,,, if u guys are are into all that u not really guys...also learn to write english correctly , ./

Posted at 12:15PM on Apr 29th 2009 by master of disaster

7. OK,that was a special night for me!How dare you say that I have terrible taste!And why would you put me on this website without consulting me first.And,by the way,that dress probably cost more than the outfits of all those stupid people at TMZ put together!!!

Posted at 5:54PM on Apr 28th 2009 by Carmen

8. Do I remember Loretta Swit????? I sure do. She is Polish girls and lived in my neighborhood. I'm so happy she found fame!

Posted at 6:18PM on Apr 28th 2009 by Sophie Cedzidlo

9. Loretta Swit is not hard to forget since MASH re-runs occur 4 times a day on cable TV>

Posted at 8:43PM on Apr 28th 2009 by Pat Mallory

10. Do I remember Loretta Swit? I sure do! She is a Polish girl who lived in my neighborhood in Passaic, N.J. I am so very happy is found fame.

Posted at 6:22PM on Apr 28th 2009 by Sophie Cedzidlo

11. I love to reminisce and compare some of the looks of the stars who are my age; such as Mary Tyler Moore and Loretta Swit; but would love to see Bill Cosby again. He and I were raised in the same neighborhood in Philly, and although I wouldn't remember him growing up; he would probably remember me. Why you ask? Because I was gthe only white little girl in the entire school. I can assure you all that "Fat Albert and the gang" were real! I played with them or tried playing with them as they stole my skate wheels to put onto their scooters. They used to come into my dad and mom's grocery store too and reach down in the barrel to get some "Jew Pickles" which we all ate as snacks in those days, or used as weapons. Thanks for letting me share. Joy Ray (nee Joyce Budnick)

Posted at 6:39PM on Apr 28th 2009 by Joy Ray

12. I'd do'er

Posted at 7:14PM on Apr 28th 2009 by btiff

13. Loretta........., Hot Lips..... I think she is still doable..

Posted at 7:16PM on Apr 28th 2009 by btiff

14. You left off the grossest face lift...Kenny Rogers.

Posted at 7:41PM on Apr 28th 2009 by ben richards