Man Buys Unitard, Declares Himself a Superhero

This is either really, really noble -- or really, really stupid. Or both.

Some gangly dude in a spandex outfit who calls himself the "Shadow Hare" is roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- dedicated to ridding the city of evil-doers. Seriously.

Here's the catch -- he's 21-years-old, he's built like a math tutor, and he has no known super powers.

But Shadow Hare -- who refuses to reveal his true identity -- still bravely/stupidly patrols the streets, carrying legal items like handcuffs, tasers and pepper spray.

The guy even busted his shoulder trying to stop a guy from beating up a woman. And he hands out food to the homeless.

But he's not alone -- Shadow claims he's part of the "Allegiance of Heroes" which includes Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.

Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."

So the big question -- is he noble for standing up for good and trying to protect his community ... or is he just some delusional moron who's gonna hurt himself?

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Tags: aclyptico, master legend, MasterLegend, mr. extreme, Mr.Extreme, shadow hare, ShadowHare, wall creeper, WallCreeper

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61. why is he wearing a Spawn costume?!!

Posted at 5:51PM on Apr 29th 2009 by don

62. I feel that this individual has the right intentions. But his method is somewhat unorthodox. I live in the Nati and there are certain areas that I would not frequent. I have lived in OTR, Northside, Brickcity( Winton Terrace) A-1 (Avondale), College Hill, Cummingsville. These are communities that have a lot of criminal activity. If the Shadw Hare wants to get his rep on, target these communities. Make sure that he contacts the local communty council first, and COP( Community Oriented Policing). And invest in some kevlar, because the criminal element is strapped and they arent affraid to bust rounds.

Posted at 7:15PM on Apr 29th 2009 by Ahkoben

63. jeez, some of you are so serious and narrowminded (mostly serious, waaay to serious). c'mon hes not hurting anyone. he is fullfilling a dream. it may appear a bit silly but it sounds like he is quite a "do gooder". when is the last time any of YOU helped someone? or went after a childhood dream or passion? dont loose sight of the dreams you had..... peace!

Posted at 10:26PM on Apr 29th 2009 by jen jen

64. Jeez, some of you are so serious and mean (mostly serious, waaay to serious). C’mon he’s not hurting anyone. He is fulfilling a dream. It may appear a bit silly but it sounds like he is quite a "do gooder". When is the last time any of YOU helped someone? Or went after a childhood dream or passion?

Posted at 10:32PM on Apr 29th 2009 by jen jen

65. atleast his helpoing homeless people ryt... goodluck shadow hare

Posted at 11:39PM on Apr 29th 2009 by lalaine

66. He's probably gonna get hurt... probably a good beating from some bad guy or a bad gang of guys (or girls). His intent is noble, but his approach is stupid. He should focus his energy on getting more people involved in organized crime reduction practices rather than take on the vigilante approach to things. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy get shot or stabbed by some guy he's trying to nab or stop. In addition, he's probably not a trained enforcement person nor knowledgable of the local laws, (state/city). As such, he might even mistaken a situation for something bad and commit a crime himself, like assault. He may even obstruct real law enforcement from doing their duties or even hinder them in their investigations... all in all... this is real life, not a comic... comic characters come back from the dead and heal themselves instantly... real people (or real people dressed as superheroes) don't.

Posted at 12:50PM on May 1st 2009 by citrushead

67. He needs a bullet proof,stab proof vest. It's a good idea but I think the samurai in the UK[which is where I live] was cooler.

Posted at 2:40PM on Apr 30th 2009 by kamenriderfan

68. I think we need some young bodybuilders to dress up as Kabuto,Kiva and Decade but with bullet proof and stab proof vests. Send out some Zectroopers too.

Posted at 2:41PM on Apr 30th 2009 by kamenriderfan

69. is standing up to crime and protecting your neck of the woods
really that bad?
most people don't have the kind of courage these guys do.
would you laugh and mock us if it was you one of us were attempting to save?


Fearsome Cricket

Posted at 4:38PM on Apr 30th 2009 by Fearsome Cricket

70. 10 bucks says he lives in his parents basement...

Posted at 8:47AM on May 1st 2009 by sheri

71. Awesome. Honestly the guy is trying, and maybe not in the smartest way, but he's still trying to help make his town even a tidbit safer. Hey if I'd saw him out doing his thing on a hot summer day, I'd buy him a drink!

Posted at 6:56PM on May 1st 2009 by Chris G.

72. The world needs more good guys!

Posted at 4:27PM on May 2nd 2009 by Shazam

73. The world needs more good guys!

Posted at 4:28PM on May 2nd 2009 by Shazam

74. heh, i really dont know. he seems like he's doing the right thing, and i gotta give him credit for that, but its a bit of a... dorky way to approach it. dude's most likely gunna end up shot. to be honest, i give him a month or 2 till he ends up hurting himself, or getting hurt horribly.

Posted at 8:17PM on May 3rd 2009 by Somekid25

75. So i met Shadow hare recently. Oddly enough i had been mugged the night before. i dont know if anyone else has ever talked to a masked avenger, but it is super hard to have a conversation with them without laughing. he seemed honestly concerned that some dirt bag had smashed my face in. i like the idea of what hes doing but i just think hes gonna get himself messed up by somebody. hes like five seven maybe 160lb. everybody laughs at him now but the laughings gonna end when somebody lays a beat down on his scrawny butt.

Posted at 12:07AM on May 7th 2009 by bruised face

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