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Cover Your Ears -- Congress Gets Nasty!

4/30/2009 5:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ever heard of apotemnophilia, coprophilia, frotteurism, klismaphilia or gerontosexuality? Thanks to Rep. Alcee Hastings, who had the embarrassing task of listing off the dirty deeds, we have.



Rep. Hastings was mocking the language used in a proposed amendment to the hate crimes bill. It's unclear exactly what the author of the amendment was actually trying to accomplish -- but it certainly frazzled Hastings.

P.S. -- Wanna know what the terms mean? You'll have to Google 'em. We can't tell you.

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MadeinUSA    

That is all the crap women claim their taco has when you want to hide the hotdog.

When your bank account has been drained by them and the balance is zero.
Once the funds come in then all those problems instantly go away.

1940 days ago
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jandean61    

when are BRMC going to releaae a new LP ??? I hope soon

1940 days ago
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Pistol    

Pft... half of those could be considered a hate crime, or at least sexual abuse depending on consent.

Why should they be named?

1940 days ago
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Duc    

Hahaha those words are definitely NSFW!

1940 days ago
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suaveydavey    

Thanks to IE8, now I can find the definitions to words I didn't want to with just one click of the mouse!

1940 days ago
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Jennifer Scott    

I just couldn't seem to help myself! I had to look these words up, now I wish like hell I hadn't! OMG!! What a bunch of sick pervs!

1940 days ago
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about right    

OMG!!! WHY OH WHY!!??? Regretting I was curious!!

1940 days ago
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hahahaha!    

Gerontosexuality???? - I think sex with old people ... ?

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Linda Mott    

I got through life all these years without knowing much about sex and boy this was a crash course.

1940 days ago
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liz    

No, silly.

Sex with gerunds.

1940 days ago
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SexingTheGrannies    

That's "HavING sex with gerunds"

1940 days ago
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lost in lalaland    

gerontosexuality: No, it's neither of those. Maybe, it's a sexual desire for American Indians.

1940 days ago
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jbon    

anybody here watch dexter??? apotemnophilia kinda makes me think of the first season.....and i can't believe i wasted 10 min of my life googling those words...

1940 days ago
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laughs at Obama voters    

Say hello to the political correctness overload that is , with socialism, the double bill that is the Obama era.

More fail than any fail before.

1940 days ago
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texasstar5000    

MY EYES .. OH MAN ... WTF Is wrong with people? Who the hell becomes attracted to POOP??

1940 days ago
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