Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were the ones coming back from swine flu infested Mexico -- but after their mask-on-mask makeout session at LAX, we're the ones feeling ill.
Not nauseated enough? Spencer said they "tried" consummating the marriage. Ick.
1. They should have stayed home and taped a picture of Mexico to the window.
Posted at 9:14AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Linda Mott
2. Just like I said yesterday...stick with her ass...that's all we need from these two.
Posted at 9:14AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Upchuck21
3. Puke, vomit, throw up, barf, watery diahhrea are just a few words for these 2 no talents!
Please stop puffing them up in this forum.
There is no need for more nauseating info or pix of them!
Posted at 9:19AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Pookie
4. PLEASE, stop giving these pigs publicity. They are NOBODY"S. She looks like a fake plastic doll and he looks like a pervert.........
Posted at 9:25AM on Apr 30th 2009 by zzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
5. i cant belive you guys post this pair . is it a slow day at tmz
Posted at 9:27AM on Apr 30th 2009 by reader
6. Guess Spencer needs to start reading "Consummating Marriage for Dummies"!!!!!
Posted at 9:25AM on Apr 30th 2009 by dfdwife
7. Of course they act like nauseating douchebags! No one would ever hear about them if they didn't do all this very calculated bullcrap! They know EXACTLY what they're doing!
Posted at 9:24AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Really!
8. I guess when you're in love, you're in love!
Posted at 9:24AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Atlanta Private Investigator
9. I hope they do get the swine flu. Although, with our luck, it will probably turn them into media crazy mutants who go out of their way to find cameras.... oh wait.
Posted at 11:05AM on Apr 30th 2009 by MKE414
10. no talent trash
Posted at 9:34AM on Apr 30th 2009 by reader
11. Omg, I love these two, I look forward to their daily photo-op , sort of like when u used to like to read comics daily, I ALWAYS burst out laughing when I see them in their latest " get-up", omg..the two of them r hysterical, I will miss them when they run out of photo-op ideas...PLEASE don't stop!!!
Posted at 9:34AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Huge Fan!
12. is biggie smalls still alive too?
Posted at 9:38AM on Apr 30th 2009 by bostnkid
13. They "tried" to consummate the marriage? What couldn't he get it up or did he miss the hole?
Posted at 9:39AM on Apr 30th 2009 by red
14. lol they dont even know what day it much les anythong that matters
Posted at 9:46AM on Apr 30th 2009 by ginare
15. Damnit to hell, they were not gone long enough, UGH, I wanted them infected!!!!! It was my dream, my goal, their destiny!!! LMAO I can't stand them. Heard yesterday, HE'S working on a deal to get her into Playboy, oh yes you heard me right. No comment from Playboy however. Puke, GAG. Can you imagine, the effin hype that will now garner if that happens? Could someone please arrange a kidnapping on these two. I don't think Siberia would be far enough away honestly. I'm tellin ya, I'd love for them to be dumped in Iraq or Afghanistan, but maybe even that would be to posh for them, perhaps Iran or Korea would be ideal. Yes, yes, change of countries. Anybody?
Posted at 10:31AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Terri
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