17. Hey Bobby Boy,
The rules are clear a**hole: if you hit a woman or mess with a kid you lose your membership as a "man" and as a human being. You're gonna be needing new friends......lots of them. And what better place provides companionship and socializing than prison? Here's hoping that your spinchter muscle gets worked out an awful lot. May your health improve with all of the protein injections you'll be receiving..................pretty soon you'll be an honorary member of the L.A. Hershey Highway Patrolmen's Association.

Posted at 6:16AM on May 5th 2009 by Braindamaged2too

18. Artie Help, everyone knows Artie doesn't use a computer. And Artie was only a child in the early 70's. Keep trying though.

Posted at 7:20AM on May 5th 2009 by Fred AKA Eric Norris

19. The person who threw the first punch is the instigator.

Vagina or penis...

it doesn't matter.

If a guy hit me I'd hit him back.

If a female hit me I'd hit her back.

Don't lay your hands on me.

Posted at 10:10AM on May 5th 2009 by Inny

20. #8 I think Chris Brown walked and so did OJ at his first trial.

Posted at 7:13AM on May 5th 2009 by jojax

21. The rates of domestic violence has increased dramatically recently, and it's not just the men hitting the women! So sad.

Posted at 7:15AM on May 5th 2009 by Atlanta Private Investigator

22. He looks upset..it looks like domestic violation. He deserves it all!

Posted at 8:58AM on May 6th 2009 by fred smilek

23. This man looks odd - like maybe he has a disease? clearly he has a problem is a lady gets the better of him in a domestic

Posted at 9:34AM on May 5th 2009 by Sue_Ellen

24. Robert Schimmel is a very cool guy. And although I dont know what happened I do know these things

a) hes a small guy
b) hes weak from the cancer that ravaged his body
c) he looks banged up
d) women fly off the handle these days

I am giving him the benefit of the doubt. The cops could have mad the wrong decision. If they show up and the woman says "he hit me first" and schimmel says "she hit me first" but the woman is crying they may choose to take her side and arrest him.

Judging by the damage inflicted on him I would say SHE should definitely have been arrested as well. Good luck Robert - get your family life sorted out. - Matt

Posted at 9:41AM on May 5th 2009 by mwtrag

25. This is what happens when you marry your daughter's best friend. He is surely guilty of one thing...being a horrible comedian.

Posted at 12:13PM on May 5th 2009 by Det40oz

26. hehehee
i chuckled

Posted at 12:25PM on May 5th 2009 by TAZMOROCKS

27. If he beat her up then why the hell does he look so bad? Isn't he a cancer survivor? How does he have the strength to beat someone up. I have seen him on stage recently and he looks pretty weak to me. I guess people need to remember there are two sides to every story. I mean wasn't this the lady who was having an affair with the pottery instructor?

Posted at 2:08PM on May 5th 2009 by Emily

28. Ii know him and have for years - this is truly out of character I cannot even believe this is real at all. No way!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on May 5th 2009 by jaxy

29. He finally delivered a puchline- on his wife.

Posted at 3:17PM on May 5th 2009 by nicnak

30. This is insane - he looks like a victim, how could he be the only one guilty here. Someone clearly hit him too.

Posted at 5:09PM on May 5th 2009 by heidi

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