Bristol Palin -- Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Just what every kid wants to hear: If she could do it all over again, Bristol Palin would have made Levi Johnston keep it in his pants.

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Despite calling her 4-month-old son "the best thing that ever happened" to her, VP wannabeen Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter was on "GMA" this morning promoting teenage abstinence. Whose bright idea was this?!

Look closely, her puppet strings are showing.



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31. Leave her alone. She's just a teenager who made a mistake & there's millions out there who have done the same thing but some have chosen abortion. She's saying, although she loves her son, being a mother as a teenager is difficult & she's trying to tell others to be more careful.

Posted at 11:53AM on May 6th 2009 by Reine

32. Abstinence obviously didn't work for her. How about Birth Control. It's time for the Palin's to embrace 2009!!!

Posted at 11:29AM on May 6th 2009 by TorontoPerezFan

33. She was on TODAY, you TMZ idiots. Get your facts straight. And not to defend Bristol Palin, I thought she was incredibly dumb sounding on the show.

Posted at 11:33AM on May 6th 2009 by ey

34. Bristol Palin is one pretty lady! It's good that she's breeding. I'd rather it be her having babies than all the Islamic people who want to take us back to the Stone Age.

Posted at 11:34AM on May 6th 2009 by JR

35. I've got a nice pearl necklace for her!

Posted at 11:41AM on May 6th 2009 by bruno13

36. If her mother was a liberal Bristol would be praised as a hero by the media. Sarah Palin would have been praised if she had decided to kill her unborn infant. All Bristol is saying is that she made a mistake, but she made the right choice in having her baby. Why does that create hatred from liberals? Bristol hasn't condemned anyone, she just said she made a mistake. If this happened to one of Obama's girls she would be put on the front of People magazine with the message that she is brave.

Posted at 11:41AM on May 6th 2009 by Norman L

37. What parent wants their teen having sex but if they are they need to play it safe. Not only is pregnancy a problem but std's are an issue too. Report after report proves that ABSTINENCE only does not work. WHat is so frigging wrong about telling your child about all their options? When Palin was on Fox News a few months ago she told Greta that abstinence wasn't realistic so what's changed since then? Did her beast of a mother read her the riot act/? Did some wacked out church group get their hands on her? This girl is every bit of an ignaramous as her mother.

Posted at 11:49AM on May 6th 2009 by Kate

38. my cats freaked out when bristol came on the television ---- apparently she was sending out electromagnetic pulses through the television from the area on her face where humans would normally have eyes.
you could tell she couldnt wait to get the interview over so she could hit the NY barrios for some puerto rican papi lovin.
Bristol: "I am a reptile, vote for my mother, she must dominate......beep beep..."

Posted at 12:06PM on May 6th 2009 by she sells seashells from the seashore

39. #38 Haha! that was funny!

Bristol is totally her mother's puppet. she needs to shut up and go raise that poor illegitimate child. I feel so bad for that baby being born into such a white trash clan.

Posted at 12:09PM on May 6th 2009 by California Resident

40. I DONT KNOW WHY CHICKS GOTTA USE THEIR VAGINAS SO YOUNG LIKE THAT......DONT THEY KNOW THEY HAVE A FEW OTHER HOLES TO USE INSTEAD UNTIL THEY ARE OLDER AND READY (ORAL, ANAL....)

Posted at 12:14PM on May 6th 2009 by bertha

41. Whatever, go away and enjoy your child you unwed media whore. You laid down had unprotected sex got pregnant, you're unwed, and your mother is a loser. The Palin's were forgotten until the media whore showed up. So what you're not an exception there are plenty of teen moms out there (not to say that it's okay to be a teen mom), but you're no better than the next one. So ski your azz back to Alaska and chill out.

Posted at 12:17PM on May 6th 2009 by vanity7844

42. She doesn't WANT to be left alone - she is a Palin!!
As long as she puts her self out there (no pun intended) she will be discussed, good or bad. If she doesn't want the limelight, STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!

Posted at 12:19PM on May 6th 2009 by Casey Jones

43. This is a joke right??? We're all being punked?? First she said it wasn't realistic and now she's saying it is...which one is Bristol...huh...huh. It was ok when you were being a freak in the bed but now that you broken up you're going to be abstinent...yeah right...once a hoe always hoe. Your hair extensions and makeup are just as fake as your act.

Posted at 12:20PM on May 6th 2009 by Oookkkaaayy

44. Well damnit Casey still my thoughts why don't ya, haha, get outta my head! You people crying leave her alone, ugh, if she wanted to be left alone, she should stay off the airwaves of TV broadcasts, media publications, radio newscasts, so on and so forth. I think Chelsea Clinton would be a good example to cite, while she certainly never got pregnant, she stayed out of the spotlight quite well during her father's years in the White House, and well into her college years she occasionally was in the press, but never for anything "bad" per se. Ah yes, Momma Palin is definitely behind shoving her into the media spotlight, no doubt about it. As for the baby's Daddy, he needs to hook up with that father's organization, the one that fights for the father's rights, I don't recall the name of it. The baby's parents are both at fault, however, I do not like when money and power trys to squash the rights of little money and a not so pretty family background, in fact I detest it with a passion.

Posted at 12:30PM on May 6th 2009 by Terri

45. Actions have consequences!! Teenage parenthood is preventable through either abstinance or protection. It just requires a little self-control. Although the idiot baby daddy hasn't figured it out I'm glad to see Bristol at least knows the difference and isn't afraid to speak the words even if she's had trouble living the good advice.

Posted at 12:31PM on May 6th 2009 by Jay

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