Bristol Palin -- Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Just what every kid wants to hear: If she could do it all over again, Bristol Palin would have made Levi Johnston keep it in his pants.

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Despite calling her 4-month-old son "the best thing that ever happened" to her, VP wannabeen Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter was on "GMA" this morning promoting teenage abstinence. Whose bright idea was this?!

Look closely, her puppet strings are showing.



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61. Well..while Matt and Chris both chatted with her this morning...they didn't push her on her on the about face she made and if her momma's handler's had beat it into her. They also didn't ask since this blessing would she again abstain during her next relationship or does it only count the first time???? She didn't want to answer personal questions which makes her irrelevant as a spokeperson...now she just sounds like every parent telling their teens not to have sex.

Posted at 6:14PM on May 6th 2009 by tex

62. Given her and her Mom's affinity for boys' names that begin with the letter "T", and Briston's alternative advocacy of "safe sex", maybe she should have named her baby "Trojan".

Posted at 10:18PM on May 6th 2009 by HypocriteNOT

63. whore.

Posted at 10:55PM on May 6th 2009 by not medicated

64. I see she talks out of both sides of her mouth and flip flops just like her mother. You do all realize that she was being paid by Candies to make the appearance, so she said whatever they wanted to hear wheather it was true or not, again, just like her mother!!

Posted at 12:20AM on May 7th 2009 by ignorantstupidrepublicans

65. I'm sorry I did not see the picture of Obama next to "look closely, her (or his) puppet strings are showing"

Posted at 1:13AM on May 7th 2009 by him

66. Ok so like everyone else who knows common sense I'm just going to add shes full of it, is she really stupid enough to tell teens abstence is better? wow her stupidity makes me want to sleep with her even more, I love the ditzy clueless ones.

So teens watching this are suppose to think ..."you know what because Bristol says abstence is better I am going to quit having sex, quit having orgasms and quit wanting to have sex with the opposite sex....as a teen, but when I turn 20, because I am not a teen I will resume with my sexual desires"

I don't believe one horny teen on the planet will even consider this, and every boy teen is just going to fantasize about screwing her brains out without using a condom too. yep thats the reality of it.

She is just standing up in front of the nation and saying, Don't smoke crack, but I will!

I suppose Bristol will refrain from having sex and take her own advice? No way, shes a nympho and shes gonna go after it when the chocolate wears off. hormones.

So this who speech and mission she is on is just a big waste of time, and guys like me are just like oh dam I wanna get up on da MILF, and say screw abstence for 18+

bristol if your reading this, I'll be available for you to magically break your vow to refrain from sex since you are a legal 18 year old teen.

palin stupidity at its finest, a real turn on for alot of guys!!!!!

Posted at 5:04AM on May 7th 2009 by patrick

67. Keep doing the day time shows Bristol. Every time will be a nail in the coffin for your Mom's run for the White House. Which I don't think anyone is worried about anyway.

Posted at 7:02AM on May 7th 2009 by John Edwards

68. MILF, but a stupid ass MILF, when will these moron Palins GO AWAY!?!?!? Take your hypocritical ass back to Alaska and watch your child, and keep an eye on Russia for us.

Posted at 9:33AM on May 7th 2009 by xxx

69. i think it would have more of an impact , if she walked the walk, not just talk the talk.

Posted at 10:54AM on May 7th 2009 by SHARON V

70. The girl is an idiot. If she really wanted to help teenagers she would lecture them about proper birth control and to use it all the time. She is allowing religion to preach a totally useless agenda. It certainly didn't work in her case!

Posted at 2:31PM on May 7th 2009 by Donkey Punch

71. Abstinence IS the only way to 100% pregnancy... I think it's pretty obvious that that is what she was trying to say. She made a mistake and is owning up to her responsibilities. Why is she a hypocrite? Because she made a mistake and has learned from it? She's offering advice which is obviously needed considering the number of teen pregnancies these days. She shows that it doesn't just happen to people who are poor, underprivilaged or uneducated, that it can happen to anyone.

Posted at 4:51PM on May 7th 2009 by Jennifer

72. Well well well....A part of me respects that she has the guts to stick up for what she believes in, Another part wants to laugh in her face and call her a PHONY! Telling other people to not have sex is fine, if you were a good example and could walk the walk. She's basically saying that although she was raised with good morals she couldnt keep her panties on.

Posted at 1:22PM on May 8th 2009 by Me

73. To everyone who seems to want to make this a political situation and continue to bash the Palins for a teenage pregnancy lets look at the fact the O'Bama's mother was pregnant with O'Bama when she was still a teenager herself and he grew up to be President of the United States! Teenage pregnancy isn't new and unfortuantely is very common these days. I do think that both Bristol and Levi need to stop giving interviews and start raising their child.

Posted at 4:35PM on May 8th 2009 by Kathleen

74. Please respect the deceased. The Palin's are current news. All politicians and family know when they take on a cause they will be held to a standard. In this case it is what it is. It is not bashing a representative to ask questions or hold them to what they say and do. Poor Bristol had to know she would be a BIG RED FLAG is she goes out to be a spokesperson for abstinence after claiming it is not realistic. The world also know about her saying she would marry and then dumping the hub to be. In her circle an unwed mother's child is a b*st*rd and that is a serious cross to bare for an innocent baby and women like her are sin. It is her belief system and you can read more about it on the internet. The political part of her can't be fully honest and they make fools of themselves, People have every right and obligation to expose the Prejeans and Palins for what they are.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 14th 2009 by BADGURL BRIST

75. 20 years from now Bristol will be writing a book--it will be called "mommie dearest"

Posted at 11:29AM on May 11th 2009 by mark

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