Broke-Ass Supervillain After Shadow Hare

An evil genius has placed a $10 bounty on the masked super-hero roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- which means Shadow Hare officially has an arch-enemy ... and he's really, really cheap.

Shadowhare

A supervillain from the "Consortium of Evil" has posted a "want ad" on his local Craigslist website -- offering ten evil dollars to anyone who can reveal the secret identity of the world's skinniest crime-fighter.

We tried to contact the Consortium of Evil to see how his evil plans were going, but we couldn't find a phone number listing for "The Dark Side."



Tags: consortium of evil, ConsortiumOfEvil, shadow hare, ShadowHare, vigilante

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16. See people, even villains were hit by the economy they were probably ex-superheroes who turn to crime. But this Arch Nemesis is just to damn cheap. WILL PEOPLE EVER FIND OUT THE IDENTITY OF SHADOW HARE? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THIS STUPID YET FUNNY CONCLUSION.

Posted at 7:12PM on May 6th 2009 by TOm peeps

17. Ah! the Arch Nemisis.... Well for those of us who love X-Men and Batman and ect... This guy is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Out there... We all know the comic book stuff isnt real... you know like Santa Clause and the Easter bunny... Oops did I spoil that for anyone.... Ha Ha Im not sorry.. because I and the SPOILER my thing is to spoil the fun of otherts.... Tune in next week and I'll spoil your reading fun too!!! ( EVIL LAUGHFTER inserted here)

Posted at 10:18PM on May 6th 2009 by Whats Good For One...

18. TMZ should just come and camp out in Ohio. From motorized bar stool racers to scrawny superheroes Ohio is full of nutjobs.California hasn't got anything on Ohio lol.

Posted at 10:03PM on May 6th 2009 by Kat

19. It's a bird...It's a plane! No not really, it's a pimple face, pencil neck Geek who keeps his face covered due to the swine flu ! Haven"t a clue as to what the leotards do other than to make him feel better!what a freak ha ha ha!!!!!!

Posted at 11:37PM on May 6th 2009 by ex laxs

20. For 10 peso's I say it"s the infamous Mexican wrestler El Hare Braino!!!!

Posted at 11:48PM on May 6th 2009 by ex laxs

21. Ha ha ha

Shadowhare ain't laughing.

After all, $10 bucks for his secret identity is a slap in the face.

You never saw Jonah Jameson offering $5 bucks and a happy meal for Spider Man's secret identity.


Posted at 12:01AM on May 7th 2009 by vagabundocosmico

22. This is hysterical and the comments aren't bad either.

Posted at 3:59AM on May 7th 2009 by minnesotanice

23. this guy is hilarios! shadowhare! haha! =)

Posted at 11:23AM on May 7th 2009 by wowzaaa!

24. that's cool

Posted at 1:05AM on May 8th 2009 by Michael Graham

25. Hay anyone want to make a Comic Book with me?

Posted at 1:07AM on May 8th 2009 by Michael Graham

26. I can draw anything and good to boot I went to the Lee,Kirby,Ross,Mcfarlen School of art .

Posted at 1:13AM on May 8th 2009 by Michael Graham

27. I no who shadow hare is and the others he went to my home school.

Posted at 9:56AM on May 11th 2009 by IKnoW

28. I know who shadow hare is and the othere people. they went to my home school

Posted at 10:00AM on May 11th 2009 by IKnoW

29. I've been Shadoe Hare since 1998. : ) Maybe he's my long lost brother.

Posted at 9:51PM on May 30th 2009 by Shadoe Hare

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