Sacha Baron -- Anal Bleaching Was Pain in the Ass

Sacha Baron CohenHe was simply trying to bleach the hair around his batcave for a movie role -- when Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly broke out in a rash so bad, he couldn't sit for days.

Several British reports claim Cohen, who was prepping to play "Bruno" in his upcoming Borat-style flick, was taken to a hospital after experiencing what sources are saying was a "burning sensation that spread."

Those who have ever hit Taco Bell at 3 in the morning know the feeling...



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16. now that is dedication!

Posted at 10:56AM on May 8th 2009 by baldouting.blogspot.com

17. TMI

Posted at 11:05AM on May 8th 2009 by Ut Oh

18. Yea, like bleaching this Hollyweird-o's bung-hole will make me pay to see one of his stupid movies. What a tool.

Posted at 11:18AM on May 8th 2009 by Ooooo Noooo!

19. ................Couldn't have happened to a bigger A**HOLE............LOL!

Posted at 11:32AM on May 8th 2009 by midTN

20. what is "Anal bleaching"....?!?!?
I usually just "NAIR" mine....it works fine...though sensitive skinn it may give you a rash...but the ROSEBUD always looks great afterwards!
YUM!

Posted at 11:41AM on May 8th 2009 by Anal Curious

21. Also I agree with # 19
his movies ARE STUPID....the only one he was in that I liked was Sweeney Todd, and that was only when he got his throat cut!~!
And what the hell was that "ALLY G" crap all about?!?!?!?!

Posted at 11:43AM on May 8th 2009 by Anal Curious

22. at #9 michele, i agree with you sweetheart.

Posted at 11:46AM on May 8th 2009 by toofastrforyou

23. Funnier than Dane Cook.

Posted at 1:06PM on May 8th 2009 by half brother

24. He looks like the kid that jumped on Britney's stage the other day...lol

Posted at 1:13PM on May 8th 2009 by Pauly

25. I am laughing so hard I can not think of anything to say!!!

Posted at 1:31PM on May 8th 2009 by kelly

26. Good I hope it hurt real bad, I hate that SOB

Posted at 1:33PM on May 8th 2009 by nodoze67

27. Borat, that "that burning sensation that spreads." Good description.

Posted at 2:12PM on May 8th 2009 by Jay

28. why bleach when you can wax..waxing removes hair and makes your a hole look nice and pink..not to mention reduces the frequency of dingleberries!

Posted at 3:22PM on May 8th 2009 by erica

29. Damn. Cohen tries so hard and he still isn't funny. If you're going to whore yourself out the way Cohen does, at least let it be for a routine that's new and creative. His material is stale like last week's liverwurst.

Posted at 4:15PM on May 8th 2009 by Da Fadda Figga

30. gross.

Posted at 4:45PM on May 8th 2009 by Miss Miss

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