Sacha Baron -- Anal Bleaching Was Pain in the Ass

Sacha Baron CohenHe was simply trying to bleach the hair around his batcave for a movie role -- when Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly broke out in a rash so bad, he couldn't sit for days.

Several British reports claim Cohen, who was prepping to play "Bruno" in his upcoming Borat-style flick, was taken to a hospital after experiencing what sources are saying was a "burning sensation that spread."

Those who have ever hit Taco Bell at 3 in the morning know the feeling...



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31. Come on. Sacha comes home to his Isla Fisher the other night, with a horrible rash spreading from his rear-end. What is he supposed to tell her? Of course: "Darling, I had this anal bleaching thing for that Bruno character I am supposed to play gone horribly wrong". What else would you tell your wife? Besides, Sacha Cohen now certainly beats Johnny Drama of Viking Quest Fame, no longer having "the cleanest asshole in America".

Posted at 5:42PM on May 8th 2009 by Hommy Tilfinger

32. Isla probably kisssed it and made it better.

Posted at 6:30PM on May 8th 2009 by anon

33. He had to go to the hospital after his treatment due to intense burning pain around the ying-yang? What a pussy! We here in Texas, after a steady diet of Mexican food and George Bush, are well accustomed to flaming assholes.

Posted at 7:58PM on May 8th 2009 by mambeaux

34. haha that's stupid

Posted at 8:49PM on May 8th 2009 by me

35. he needs to just join the Jackass squad

Posted at 10:20PM on May 8th 2009 by The DUDE

36. Yeah, I agree with #31. Why do all thos scrawny skinny Jew boys think they're funny? Sahah Baron Cohen, Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, (Is Seth Rogan (sp?) a jew...he fits the mold: Not funny and a total, scrawny geek.

Posted at 10:48PM on May 8th 2009 by Midwestern Snow Storm

37. Tyra Banks has a big fat ass, and a dog weave.

Posted at 6:34AM on May 10th 2009 by Carla

38. IDIOT SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS WIFE AND BABY GIRL INSTEAD OF BLEACHING HIS ASS. YOU NEVER SEE PHOTOS OF THE TREE OF THEM TOGETHER. HE'S A DUD AS A FATHER AND PARTNER {AND HASN'T EVEN MARRIED THE MOTHER OF HIS ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL}. WOULD YOU WANT SOME SCHMUCK TREATING YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT WHEN SHE GROWS UP, SACHA ? PROBABLY NOT.

Posted at 2:36AM on May 11th 2009 by Ann

39. TMZ, the 3:00 am Taco Hell run comment was hilarious!

I don't eat any beef from fast food restaurants. I don't care for anti-diarhea additives, perservatives, hormones and other crap that enters the cow with this unregulated beef industry that got a free pass under the Bush Administration. That stuff intensifies exponentially and increases up the food chain and rests within the fat tissues of humans. Not good!

Posted at 4:41AM on May 11th 2009 by Vix

40. #35: "...after a steady diet of Mexican food and George Bush, are well accustomed to flaming assholes." Brilliant. I was afraid all the witty, intelligent people left Texas when I did.

Posted at 6:24AM on May 11th 2009 by hebert313

41. You guys are all taking this story the wrong way.

Posted at 5:03PM on May 11th 2009 by Aliencloak

42. he is f************* homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:27PM on Jun 1st 2009 by khaled ben yahya

43. All of Eminem’s fans right now are feeling upset and embarrassed for their idols TAINTED face.
He has deserved balls across the nose for years! Staged or not staged…
What a nasty comeback! Maybe it’s bad Karma for all the wrong he has done to others?
What’s next, a song about Borat’s nutz on his chin? Maybe…

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 1st 2009 by Telling It Like It Is

44. He started it with Ali G and has never "looked back". He is hilarious.

Posted at 9:26PM on Jun 2nd 2009 by Isabelle

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