Liza Minnelli: Black Widow?

Thank you TMZ for posting the Black Widow spider's picture. Every time I water by the back fence, a rather large black spider with a rather large red spot on top comes out and crawls around until I finish watering in that spot. Never seen one of those before, but I had a hunch that's what it was.
Spiders scare me - even though I know they eat other creepy crawleys in the garden.

HAW! I think Liza's alright too. But thats a very silly picture of her. That photo would make for a nice lifesize cardboard cutout that you could put in front of your house on Halloween. Or it could decorate the front display window of a Gags and Gifts store.

I would lick David Gest's feet. Am I Weird?

sheesus... this old bat is still alive?

She is so creepy looking!!!

I have nothing against Liza, but I think it is sad that she is still wearing her mother's hairstyle.
She should have created her own hairstyle long ago...