Picture #2: Jessica Simpson either dancing or exploding.

Either way, it's a terrible tragedy.
Actually, she has a perfectly nice figure for a woman of her age, build, etc. I should look so good. BUT, she no longer looks worthy of Daisy Dukes and now only looks vulgar in such skimpy clothes. If she were to dress a bit more modestly, and hire a classy dresser, she could actually look quite beautiful.
It is the choice of clothing that is making her look so awful.
The camera managed to catch her in a most unflattering pose and, of course, TMZ makes the most of it....
EWW!! Where is Mr. Blackwell's list when you need it!? Not a model figure anymore. Talentless...weird...crazy. Anyone seen Britney Spears? At least SHE can dress nicer in public.
Maybe this is the picture Vanity Fair should have used. It's true to life rather than the photoshopped one they used.
First of all, nice homemade jean shorts. Second of all, Holland called and they want theyre wooden clog looking shoes back.
Omg #3 you are so right why don't that tart give up ..second photo looks like her belly is hanging out how pathic..she must think she is it!! got news jessica you re not it ! you look so pathic plus you STILL got no talent! Why on earth do you keep hurting people with your sreeching ...get a life marry that piece of crap of Romo god knows he aint gona be any good this year....I pity the cowboys I wish they would boot him out .You twwo deserve each other since you have already brought hin down to your level...we all see him as another jessiac simpson no talent no chit..He used to be so good at footabll I thought he was going places but you had to come in the picture now his nothing like you ....grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Romo must be doing her so good that he brought her looks and personality down to earth. He must have her primed for homebody housewifery. You ain't seen nothing yet, folks. Just wait till she drops and becomes a MILF!
MEMO TO JESSICA:
You are no longer Daisy Dukes material. You have frog legs. Those shorts and that getup is unflattering. Give it up already. My eyes hurt. Thank you.
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