Jessica Simpson: Jekyll and Highed-Heels
Picture #1: Jessica Simpson looking great while performing.
Picture #2: Jessica Simpson either dancing or exploding.
Either way, it's a terrible tragedy.
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(Page 1 of 7) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. Actually, she has a perfectly nice figure for a woman of her age, build, etc. I should look so good. BUT, she no longer looks worthy of Daisy Dukes and now only looks vulgar in such skimpy clothes. If she were to dress a bit more modestly, and hire a classy dresser, she could actually look quite beautiful.
It is the choice of clothing that is making her look so awful.
Posted at 10:53AM on May 10th 2009 by Lillian Gorham
2. Why doesn't she give it up. She has 0 talent. She should get a job serving pizzing!
Posted at 10:57AM on May 10th 2009 by Kate
3. Why doesn't she give it up already.
Posted at 11:42AM on May 10th 2009 by Tasha
4. lmao at pic #2
Posted at 10:57AM on May 10th 2009 by midwestern simpleton
5. The camera managed to catch her in a most unflattering pose and, of course, TMZ makes the most of it....
Posted at 10:58AM on May 10th 2009 by Susan B.
6. she shouldn't wear that daisy duke getup. It makes her look like a fat pig
Posted at 10:58AM on May 10th 2009 by to fat in that outfit
7. EWW!! Where is Mr. Blackwell's list when you need it!? Not a model figure anymore. Talentless...weird...crazy. Anyone seen Britney Spears? At least SHE can dress nicer in public.
Posted at 11:00AM on May 10th 2009 by Isabella
8. Maybe this is the picture Vanity Fair should have used. It's true to life rather than the photoshopped one they used.
Posted at 11:04AM on May 10th 2009 by kim
9. First of all, nice homemade jean shorts. Second of all, Holland called and they want theyre wooden clog looking shoes back.
Posted at 11:22AM on May 10th 2009 by Nicole
10. Omg #3 you are so right why don't that tart give up ..second photo looks like her belly is hanging out how pathic..she must think she is it!! got news jessica you re not it ! you look so pathic plus you STILL got no talent! Why on earth do you keep hurting people with your sreeching ...get a life marry that piece of crap of Romo god knows he aint gona be any good this year....I pity the cowboys I wish they would boot him out .You twwo deserve each other since you have already brought hin down to your level...we all see him as another jessiac simpson no talent no chit..He used to be so good at footabll I thought he was going places but you had to come in the picture now his nothing like you ....grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted at 11:33AM on May 10th 2009 by martha
11. People still money to see this heifer "sing"?
Posted at 11:43AM on May 10th 2009 by TMZFAN
12. Uggggh-she has no taste at all-no talent either
Posted at 11:41AM on May 10th 2009 by kelc
13. Romo must be doing her so good that he brought her looks and personality down to earth. He must have her primed for homebody housewifery. You ain't seen nothing yet, folks. Just wait till she drops and becomes a MILF!
Posted at 11:49AM on May 10th 2009 by Penis Hilton
14. oh my. girl has no shame.
Posted at 11:50AM on May 10th 2009 by guest
15. MEMO TO JESSICA:
You are no longer Daisy Dukes material. You have frog legs. Those shorts and that getup is unflattering. Give it up already. My eyes hurt. Thank you.
Posted at 11:51AM on May 10th 2009 by Jaguar
