Jessica Simpson: Jekyll and Highed-Heels

Picture #1: Jessica Simpson looking great while performing.
Picture #2: Jessica Simpson either dancing or exploding.

Jessica Simpson

Either way, it's a terrible tragedy.



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16. nice gunt.

Posted at 11:57AM on May 10th 2009 by superchunk

17. my gawd girl........just quit already......you look rediculous, have no talent, and the whole world hates you

Posted at 12:15PM on May 10th 2009 by keef

18. Jessica Simpson is fat, plain and simple.
She is the biggest media whore next to Paris, Lindsey and Britney. Jessica Simpson is using her fatness to get media attention. Why ia any magazine going to write about her? Her music sucks. Her movies suck. She's dating sloopy seconds. She did reality TV. Her business ventures failed. The only thing worth writing about is her weight. How many magazine covers did she get for her weight compared to her music? Don't feel bad for her. She's in on it too. She's the one parading on stage half naked and overweight everynight. She knows what she is doing.
I find American women hilarious. They are obessed with weight. Only American women preach fat acceptance while avoiding from becoming fat themselves and applauding women for losing weight. American fat women preach about being nice to them when they're quite mean and hostile to women who are not fat. I don't know one American woman that would rather be fat than skinny.

Posted at 12:27PM on May 10th 2009 by Heifer

19. looks like she is starting to chunk up again.
Hit the gym Jessica you could stand to lose about 15 pounds

Posted at 12:35PM on May 10th 2009 by rick

20. Now we know what she looks like pregnant....and giving birth.

Posted at 12:42PM on May 10th 2009 by greenapple

21. This loser is such a no talent poser - she should go away. She has an IQ of 2, I'm surprised that Romo would even want to spend one second of his life with this cheater. She is such a media ho it is getting to be annoying. People think she acts dumb - no she is an idiot. Her so called career was over years ago - she should perform at the local grocery store. Her sister and father are just as bad.

Posted at 1:07PM on May 10th 2009 by pdt

22. What is wrong with her these days. She must be having an identity crisis. I haven't seen a really good photo of her for ages.

Posted at 1:12PM on May 10th 2009 by Harriet

23. Bad camera angle.. Don't you all wish that you had legs and a body like that.
Leave the girl alone!!! I know we all live in a perfect world!!

Posted at 1:38PM on May 10th 2009 by mlg9555

24. HER BODY IS PERFECT!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!! A REAL WOMAN HAS A LITTLE CURVES AND IS NOT RAIL THIN LIKE A LITTLE BOY. HER LEGS ARE TIGHT AND LOOKS AMAZING. ALL THESE CHICKS THAT ARE SO.... SKINNY AND HAS BONES POPPING OUT ARE DELUSIONAL AND UNHEALTHY.

Posted at 1:41PM on May 10th 2009 by Karen

25. Pic #2 - giving birth.
Happy Mother's Day.

Posted at 1:48PM on May 10th 2009 by magentapyramid

26. looks like she has gas. Look out everybody........

Posted at 1:52PM on May 10th 2009 by 2nd pic is aweful

27. Does she go out of her way to look stupid or what? Is this outfit supposed to distract people from her attempt at singing?

Posted at 1:59PM on May 10th 2009 by ANdy

28. This was really kinda cute and TMZ's little description to go with it was hilarious!. Every woman has these kinds of photos taken of her, but fortunately not posted on the Internet! LOL! Oddly enough, Ms. Simpson may very well find that she has a whole new genre of fans, due to her change in shape - every woman over the age of 40! We need more REAL shaped women as self confidence role models! Go, girl!

Posted at 2:11PM on May 10th 2009 by ms

29. What is wrong with that girl?? Hire a damn stylist. Buy some decent clothes.

Posted at 2:20PM on May 10th 2009 by texasangie1

30. You people are a bunch of a-holes.. Why does she always need to cut down? She looks fine. I wished you idiots would post pictures of yourselves and lets see how great you look!! Go Jessica!! Live YOUR life, Look the way YOU want to! You look just fine!

Posted at 2:27PM on May 10th 2009 by LoBur8

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