Jessica Simpson: Jekyll and Highed-Heels
Picture #1: Jessica Simpson looking great while performing.
Picture #2: Jessica Simpson either dancing or exploding.
Either way, it's a terrible tragedy.
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(Page 4 of 7) Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments46. Craigfan - i thought that too but it's just the stage lights reflecting off her legs.
because if it WAS paint, she obviously doesn't know what 'even' means.
Posted at 5:43PM on May 10th 2009 by ewwww
47. I think she's still a stone cold fox.
Posted at 6:14PM on May 10th 2009 by ogre
48. It really is Jessica's choice of garments that makes her look terrible. Who wouldn't want to wear short shorts and a cropped tee, however, if you don't have the body for it, you're just setting yourself up to ridicule. A nice pair of jeans THAT FIT, and a nice top or pullover and she'd be halfway there. And what's up with those ugly shoes?? She looks like the shoes are too small for her feet!
Posted at 6:42PM on May 10th 2009 by Robin
49. OMG!!!! she looks like a pregnant HOE at the club getting LOW!!! yuck! she needs Nick back!
Posted at 7:49PM on May 10th 2009 by Lori
50. WHOA, there goes those "I'm not fat" photoshopped pictures she took for Vanity Fair.
Posted at 7:17PM on May 10th 2009 by Freak Speely
51. Ya, her weight isn't an issue. It's that people still give a @$%# about the stupid wench. She made her cash, now she should stop torturing everyone thinking she can sing. And shame on you stupid people who watch her and encourage this trash!
Posted at 8:06PM on May 10th 2009 by Boodalover
52. Dear Jessica, take one of those clogs and beat yourself on the head with it, over and over again.
Posted at 8:12PM on May 10th 2009 by crystal
53. Booooo...Apparently stories are thin today.
Posted at 8:13PM on May 10th 2009 by DaTruf
54. Look at thos THICK, butter legs!!! And that lard belly! Is she expecting? Or is she just rolly-polly? She needs to quit looking like a tramp and get some appropriate attire!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 8:24PM on May 10th 2009 by LMAO
55. Last time I saw a pair of Daisy Dukes there was 2 people wearing matching half shirts and Daisy Dukes. They were in a booth putting on a show making out. It was Harvey Levine and Mario Lavandeira. I went out side and barfed into a dumpster for over an hr.
Its obvious why those two always seem to pick on the same people at the same time.
Posted at 8:33PM on May 10th 2009 by Prince Von A Hole
56. Baby bump???
Posted at 9:27PM on May 10th 2009 by Emily
57. lol after u burn a wheel
Posted at 10:03PM on May 10th 2009 by BaBaBooey
58. Too fat, too flabby, too old. Doesn't she own a mirror. And what about those "i"m not fat" pix.
Someone needs to bag up the white trash and take it to the curb.
Posted at 10:07PM on May 10th 2009 by nira k
59. if she showed a bit more tit and ass, she'd have more than 55 comments here. what a prude.
Posted at 10:06PM on May 10th 2009 by shman
60. did she take a crap on stage? and how much did the fans pay for a sample of that crap (not talking about her music, though you would think i was).
Posted at 10:19PM on May 10th 2009 by anal loving
