Jessica Simpson: Jekyll and Highed-Heels
Picture #1: Jessica Simpson looking great while performing.
Picture #2: Jessica Simpson either dancing or exploding.
Either way, it's a terrible tragedy.
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(Page 5 of 7) Previous 15 Comments | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments61. haha the 2nd pic she looks like the chick who plays her in the eminem video
Posted at 10:34PM on May 10th 2009 by haha
62. what is wrong with her? what is with this daisy dukes? she doesn't have that bikini car-washing body anymore so don't push it!!! what is her manager doing? why dress "slutty"? mr. blackwell (Rest in peace) can raise from the dead with this...worst dress celebrity ever!!!
Posted at 10:39PM on May 10th 2009 by hmmmm...
63. Why are her feet hanging over the edge of her shoes like talons? Can't she afford the correct size? Why do women do this - have claw like toes hang over shoes because they don't want a pair that fits?
Posted at 10:44PM on May 10th 2009 by Christy
64. It's not her body that is the problem, the girl just can't dance. If she was smart, she'd give up trying. Poor thing is like that 14 year while old boy in high school who was all arms and legs and looked so ridiculous flopping around on the dance floor. She should just give up trying.
Posted at 10:47PM on May 10th 2009 by leni
65. Is her lips falling out?
Posted at 10:12PM on Oct 26th 2009 by Iknowimadick
66. It is well known you read this site. Having said that...WHY do you stil try when YES (as you said and WE agree) you are third at BEST?! You will never be number one and that is a fact. Accept it and movvvveee on. There is nothing that makes you stick out. You are a has been and that will not change.
Posted at 11:42PM on May 10th 2009 by Ugh
67. I feel so sorry for her. She peaked with Newlyweds and her being an idiot who tried to be cute and now- what?! It hurts to watch her and see how low she is yet how she still wants it "all" so bad. Sigh.
Posted at 11:42PM on May 10th 2009 by Really?
68. You know her daddy likes to pimp her out. Fat chick at a chili cookoff. LMFAO. Does it get any better? Pop me some popcorn bitches while I watch this trainwreck : )
Posted at 11:45PM on May 10th 2009 by JessDoneHadDoubleDs
69. I would be ashamed to be the photographer of the orignal of picture #2! There is way too much difference in her body from picture 1 to #2.... just catching her at a bad angle, or photoshopping it to look badly, so you can try to make some crap media out if it is..... well, it is what it is. This is so done... even ketchup can't help you with it.
Posted at 1:35AM on May 11th 2009 by plain spoken
70. lol in the second pic she kinda looks pregnant. But hell i would love to look like her. Heck, shes normal when it comes to weight....unlike some of these 100 pound girls like lindsay lohan.
Posted at 1:39AM on May 11th 2009 by Like butts, we all have opinions.
71. Dear Jessica Simpson, you are a faker! You have no talent because you LIE about your age and faking your stupid pathetic audition tape! You can't even sing either! So please go back to your original hometown with your lip-syncing sister and don't even come back to Hollywood anymore!
goodbye fat poser!
Posted at 1:49AM on May 11th 2009 by Matt
72. Hi-oooo, GUT DROP CENTER STAGE!!! Baby girl still pushing those pulling up those daisy dukes shorts. Those shorts are begging to be left alone.
Posted at 10:46AM on May 11th 2009 by Kitty
73. OK....SHE'S LOST MY SYMPATHY NOW, TOTALLY. I USED TO THINK PEOPLE NEEDED TO GIVE HER A BREAK, BECAUSE AFTER ALL, THIS WOMAN DOES NOT REALLY HAVE A MEAN BONE IN HER BODY. SHE IS NOT A BITCH. SHE DOES NOT TRY TO HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. ITS HARD TO DISLIKE HER EVEN IF I'M NOT EXACTLY AN EXCITED FAN OF HERS. BUT MY GOD, SHE NEEDS TO GET A BRAIN AND START DRESSING AND ACTING LESS STUPID. IF YOU HAVE TALENT YOU DON'T NEED TO DO RETARDED CRAP TO GET ATTENTION. GET YOUR CLASS BACK, JESSICA. YOU LOOK AN IDIOT IN THIS PHOTO. YOU FREAKING IDIOT, JESSICA !
Posted at 1:56AM on May 11th 2009 by Ann
74. AND JESSICA, DID YOU STEP IN A BIG BUCKET OF BLOOD OR WHAT ? YOU LOOK TOTALLY STUPID, OK ?
Posted at 1:58AM on May 11th 2009 by Ann
75. home boy on the banjo ain't even got no shoes on! an she wearing what used to be curtains! where was this hill billy deluxe concert?
Posted at 2:08AM on May 11th 2009 by ex laxs
