Miss Panama Contestant Unsurprisingly Stupid

Instead of trying to sound smart, beauty pageant contestants should just stick to what they do best: taking embarrassing topless photographs and entering politics.




Or, as Confucius would say, according to Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli: "I am Confucius and I am an ancient Chinese Japanese ancient guy."

Thanks to Dlisted for pointing it out.

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16. jackass...

Posted at 6:34PM on May 10th 2009 by ozzgod

17. Stop giving this woman a har time. As long as she is flexable enough to pull her knees up to her chest (while on her back), and arch her butt up in the air while doggy style, she is PERFECT.

Posted at 6:52PM on May 10th 2009 by The Truth

18. That is not an accurate translation of what she said, she answered the question for the most part correctly.
Someone is messing with you!

Posted at 7:06PM on May 10th 2009 by HonestT

19. Caren, for the love of GOD if you are going to accuse other people of being ignorant, don't post something that looks like an illiterate 2 year old wrote it. My dog is smarter than you. Probably cuter too.

Posted at 7:33PM on May 10th 2009 by kitkat

20. Caren Reckers, I don't know what race you are or where you live, but your entire post was an exercise in idiocy.

Oh, and just so you know, there are these nifty little technological inventions that you can put on the magic computing box you're using: spell-check, grammar check, and e-dictionaries.

You know, just throwing that out there...

Posted at 7:55PM on May 10th 2009 by Hope

21. I guess the candidate of miss panama wrote the comment #15, come on, u mess up and know u want to give excuses. Being nervious is not an excuse. Nowv pleople in the word are talking about the dum girl in panama. Anyway sheeshould think to move to the u.s and live with britney...she would fit well.

Posted at 8:05PM on May 10th 2009 by ushymama

22. Now thats MY kind of woman!

Posted at 8:30PM on May 10th 2009 by fluffy the cat

23. Caren Recker - your angry, uneducated post is a prime examples of why certain stereotypes exist against certain groups of people. That being said - that woman is not an idiot because she is Panamanian ... she's an idiot because she's an idiot, so I don't know why you're bringing her race into any of your post. If she were white (or any other race for that matter), I'd feel just as bad for her for giving such a nonsensical answer. As the saying goes: "I'm not prejudiced. I hate ALL STUPID people."

Posted at 8:39PM on May 10th 2009 by twocents

24. ALL of you people are bunch of stupid donkey-rears.

Posted at 8:42PM on May 10th 2009 by BigTimeHater

25. #20 Hope : Kiss Caren Reckers (probobaly sexy) Panamanian a s s. Keep it up Caren, don't let these inbreeds scare ya'.

Posted at 8:45PM on May 10th 2009 by BigTimeHater

26. esa tipa ya con la voz de tierrua que tiene lo dice todo!

Posted at 11:05AM on May 12th 2009 by klaudiak

27. jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted at 12:19AM on May 11th 2009 by Tania

28. no she did not answer the question, and no she did not "just get nervous." nomas esta pendeja y no sabia ni que decir/ she's just a dumb b****!! hahaha

Posted at 3:52AM on May 11th 2009 by g.b.

29. 14. 1. She was probably nervous, and it doesn't man that shes dumb.
2. If those commendted are white, well, all white girls end up
being strippers or working at fast food places.
3.You white are hating, cuz u guys are flat, have no ass, and smell
like straight up old ppl, b/c you guys dont takes showers with sufficienmt sopa.
4.You guys are racist assholes, PANAMA is better THERN STUPID U.S.A.
5.A the least the people are kind and welcoming than you r guys culture.
6. You guys are ignorant as well.
She just had a bnervous moment and didnt know what to say.
Y0U IDI0TS SHOULD BE THE LEAST TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEING
DUMB OR NOT INTELLIGENT.

Posted at 6:10PM on May 10th 2009 by Caren Reckers


you are a complete and absolute idiot ... and make no sense whatsoever ...

Posted at 9:39AM on May 11th 2009 by learn to think before you open your yap

30. I can't believe this is here, everyone here in Panama, have being making fun of this for a couple of weeks now, poor girl.. now it's world wide

Posted at 12:06PM on May 11th 2009 by Deka

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