Miss Panama Contestant Unsurprisingly Stupid

Instead of trying to sound smart, beauty pageant contestants should just stick to what they do best: taking embarrassing topless photographs and entering politics.




Or, as Confucius would say, according to Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli: "I am Confucius and I am an ancient Chinese Japanese ancient guy."

Thanks to Dlisted for pointing it out.

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31. Jorge Y- I was talking about the america that counts. Who the F ever talks about south america? oh, and im hispanic (from central america), but im american first. I am flattered you learned english to read my post.

Posted at 12:24PM on May 11th 2009 by obvious to the dead

32. Embarrassing "topless" photos? Where exactly is she "topless" at? She's more covered up in those photos than she was in her bikini during the pageant itself. Jealous fatass Liberal chicks would kill to look even a fraction as hot as Carrie. Perez created a monster and it's going to come back and bite him in his fat dildo shoving ass :)

Posted at 1:26PM on May 11th 2009 by hypocrites

33. In am from Panama, and I feel embarrased, she is the most stupid person here in Panama, and the worst thing is that, first: she was so sure of what she was answering and second: how can she be famous for something stupid. If that's the situation, then I will act more stupidly to be famous. Please don't aplaud this F...BITCH! Thank you! Thank God she is not completely Panamanian she has an Italian last name because if she would be completely from here would be WORST!

Posted at 1:39PM on May 11th 2009 by STEPHANIE D.

34. She is from Panama. from the Chiriqui Province. I CANT BELIEVE SHE IS SO FAMOUS SHE IS NOW ON TMZ. OMG
I Know her cousin because im from chiriqui too. Thats a life lesson because she and her family think they rule and are the maximum =S

Posted at 8:39PM on May 11th 2009 by Stephanie Slater Pitty

35. I think all of you need to stop bringing race into this. Obviously, Panama made a bad choice in picking this lady, but that doesn't mean Panama is dumb. She made some horrible mistakes and I have no idea why she said this, but all over the world there have been people making HHHHHUUUUUGGGGGEEEE mistakes. It's normal. I personally am panamanian and these stereotypes on race towards whites make me feel ashamed of my own people. STOP HATING AND INSULTING RACES, instead admit this lady made a mistake and get on with your lives.

Posted at 9:35PM on May 12th 2009 by Sierra

36. There are only two possible explainations here:
1. Miss Panama and Miss Teen USA South Carolina are related
2. Stupidity is a type of virus. It has spread out from South Carolina to Panama.
OMG, we are all infected!

Posted at 5:19AM on May 13th 2009 by oopsydaisy

37. she is not miss panama, she is only a candidate for Miss Panama but wiht this stupid answer , she will be outtttt!!

Posted at 1:20PM on May 13th 2009 by kittie

38. 30. Oh yeah that America, the one that counts, the one that's going down the toilet because morons runs your banks. The one that causes more contamination on the world than any other country.. yeah of course that's the America that counts. Kudos to you for living on the America that counts.

Posted at 10:15AM on May 14th 2009 by Jorge Y.

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