Mother's Day First Timers
Those cute little kiddies get a pass for now ... but next year those babies better save up and shower their mommies in the best damn gifts they can afford! 
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Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 1)1. HAPPY MO FO DAY!!! FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!!
Posted at 1:42AM on May 10th 2009 by toofastforyou!
2. With the exception of Alessandra, that is the fugliest group of mothers ever. Bet viagra was needed in 99% of them. The poor guys are now on the hook for at least 20 years. Next time remember anal, is better and cheaper in the long run.
Posted at 1:57AM on May 10th 2009 by The Truth
3. Ashlee Simpson's kid has one gigantic nose. Too bad her nose job didn't make it down to the genetic level.
Posted at 3:44AM on May 10th 2009 by Linda
4. Wow! She must be tiny! The baby's head is almost as big as hers! No wonder why those glasses look like a welding hood on her face!
Posted at 5:27AM on May 10th 2009 by ?
5. Does ANYONE think about the percentage of twin births in this phony Hollywood community of "stars"? The percentage of twin births are so far over the national average as to suggest without fear of contradiction that there is some FUNNY STUFF GOING ON.
Posted at 9:39AM on May 10th 2009 by Jake
6. Wow I can't believe you guys put Nicole Kidman as a first time mom. She's NOT. She's got 2 adopted kids. What do adopted kids not count or something?!?! That's messed up!
Posted at 11:33PM on May 10th 2009 by Liz
7. Did Ashlee ever learn how to sing or is she still lip sync like Brintey Spears?
Posted at 12:31AM on May 11th 2009 by carla
8. Well if you think about it, nicole kidmans adopted kids were more like toms....as they concider kate their mom now lol. But any ways, i don't think those babys are ugly. But i do agree ashleys kid does have her NOSE..But just one question, who's the father of ashley's kid LOL....sure doesn't look like her husbands...JMO
Posted at 1:43AM on May 11th 2009 by Like butts, we all have opinions.
9. Hey, ashlee's kid looks like Joe simpson! NO LIE! ANd not Michael Jackson's dad either! WTF????
Posted at 2:13AM on May 11th 2009 by Duh
10. Hey, ashlee's kid looks like Joe simpson! NO LIE! Too much like him!! Not just like he could be her grandfather...he looks more like him than pete!
Posted at 2:16AM on May 11th 2009 by What is the matter with the simpsons ????
11. Ashlee, change your hair its fugly...your baby, take some parenting classes, something up with that head...yikes.
Posted at 10:49AM on May 11th 2009 by Ava
12. SO SWEET! CONGRATS..
Posted at 11:37AM on May 12th 2009 by fred smilek
