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Mother's Day First Timers

5/10/2009 3:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Those cute little kiddies get a pass for now ... but next year those babies better save up and shower their mommies in the best damn gifts they can afford!




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toofastforyou!    

HAPPY MO FO DAY!!! FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!!

1902 days ago
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who dat    

With the exception of Alessandra, that is the fugliest group of mothers ever. Bet viagra was needed in 99% of them. The poor guys are now on the hook for at least 20 years. Next time remember anal, is better and cheaper in the long run.

1902 days ago
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Jolene    

Ashlee Simpson's kid has one gigantic nose. Too bad her nose job didn't make it down to the genetic level.

1902 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

Wow! She must be tiny! The baby's head is almost as big as hers! No wonder why those glasses look like a welding hood on her face!

1902 days ago
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Jake    

Does ANYONE think about the percentage of twin births in this phony Hollywood community of "stars"? The percentage of twin births are so far over the national average as to suggest without fear of contradiction that there is some FUNNY STUFF GOING ON.

1902 days ago
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Liz    

Wow I can't believe you guys put Nicole Kidman as a first time mom. She's NOT. She's got 2 adopted kids. What do adopted kids not count or something?!?! That's messed up!

1901 days ago
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cwazy    

Well if you think about it, nicole kidmans adopted kids were more like toms....as they concider kate their mom now lol. But any ways, i don't think those babys are ugly. But i do agree ashleys kid does have her NOSE..But just one question, who's the father of ashley's kid LOL....sure doesn't look like her husbands...JMO

1901 days ago
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STFU TMZ YOU ARE IDIOTS    

Hey, ashlee's kid looks like Joe simpson! NO LIE! Too much like him!! Not just like he could be her grandfather...he looks more like him than pete!

1901 days ago
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Jake    

Ashlee, change your hair its fugly...your baby, take some parenting classes, something up with that head...yikes.

1901 days ago

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