How to Immediately Fail a Breathalyzer

If you're trying to prove to a cop you're not drunk, taking a swig from the breathalyzer might not be the best way to do it.

Breathalyzer fail: Click to watch

As far as we know, the footage was shot recently in Serbia ... but no one here speaks Serbian ... so that's our best guess.

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1. bob barker

Posted at 2:16PM on May 11th 2009 by artie help

2. This is definitely Serbia. I know for sure, because I am half serbian and I speak it

Posted at 2:30PM on May 11th 2009 by Moi

3. Its definetly Serbian,,,im 100% Serbian...it was done next to a village where my family is from...and the old man says a lot of curse words fyi

Posted at 2:32PM on May 11th 2009 by LNASTICH

4. I'm a Canadian of Serbian background, and I just wanted to confirm that yes, they are speaking the language, which is properly called Serbo-Croatian (there is no language called Serbian, nor is there one called Croatian).

They are speaking *very* fast, but the police in the video are basically saying along the lines of, "Let's just do this and then get on with our day ... C'mon ... C'mon ... " at which point the old man tries to take a swig out of the breathalyzer, thus proving that he's definitely drunk.

He's giving all us former Yugos a bad name, lol. Although I may or may not be drunk as I write this, lol. ;-) (Yes, I'm joking.)

Posted at 2:36PM on May 11th 2009 by Andy In Canada

5. They're talking over each other, but I caught most of it.

Cop: Come on grandpa, just blow, and lets get on with it.
Cop 2?: Come on, come on, deep blow
Cop 1: Come on, please, be friendly (be a friend)
*laughter*
Cop 2: eh, jebote (meaning "ahh, f*** it")

Lol.


Posted at 2:36PM on May 11th 2009 by Ana

6. Bottoms Up!!!!!! ( he he he )

Posted at 2:47PM on May 11th 2009 by ubetcha

7. ah man, ole boy is outta there. lol although i have been a little on the tipsy side before and lit the wrong end of a cig another incident, I thought iIwas drinking from a straw and there never was one there, ( i was puckering my lips looking it for it).

Posted at 2:45PM on May 11th 2009 by Parents learn to entertain your own kids.

8. this is an absolute embarrassment. I apoplogise to all my fans.

Posted at 2:46PM on May 11th 2009 by art linkletter.

9. @Andy

Croatian language is the official language of the Republic of Croatia, while Serbian language is the official language of the Republic of Serbia. Even though the languages are quite similar, they differ in many words and grammar. So saying they don't exist is a bit offensive to both Croats and Serbs...

Posted at 3:34PM on May 11th 2009 by Tony from Croatia

10. WHO THE EFFING CARESS SERBS OR CROATS?! SPEAK A DE ENGLISHEE!!!!! NUFF SAID HOMIES.

Posted at 3:41PM on May 11th 2009 by 3 hot chics & 1 pimpin gangsta

11. you drunken bastards,,STFU.

Posted at 3:59PM on May 11th 2009 by mentalissues.

12. This was on failblog a long time ago.

Posted at 4:22PM on May 11th 2009 by Johnny Mac

13. On youtube as breathalyzer fail.

Posted at 4:25PM on May 11th 2009 by Johnny Mac

14. This was on failblog a long time ago on youtube under breathalyzer fail.

Posted at 4:28PM on May 11th 2009 by Johnny Mac

15. The "punch line" of the video is actually "Should I blow or suck" asked by the old man (since the old man did not understand that he was having his BAL measured)

And for the record-Serbian is the official language of Serbia and "Serbo-Croatian" has not exhisted in many years...
For the gentleman who couldn't care less about other languages of the world-Skip the video (and the comments) that are not in English-easier than insulting a nation or two.

Posted at 4:56PM on May 11th 2009 by Ana

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