
Paris Is Burning
Paris Hilton is red hot ... literally.
The 28-year-old ex-con socialite singed her bones in the Caribbean, with borefriend Doug Reinhardt.
Who's the firecrotch now?

Paris Hilton is red hot ... literally.
The 28-year-old ex-con socialite singed her bones in the Caribbean, with borefriend Doug Reinhardt.
Who's the firecrotch now?
1. She's such a skanky ho-bag. Ugly droopy arse on her. And Doug is there texting his boyfriend. What a couple of douchebags.
Posted at 2:54PM on May 11th 2009 by Skank Detector
2. ouch
Posted at 2:54PM on May 11th 2009 by Give me a break
3. Check out baby ain't got no back. LOL!!!
Posted at 2:57PM on May 11th 2009 by Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. HOT HOT HOT!!!
Posted at 2:55PM on May 11th 2009 by Dr. Tom
5. www.TwilightSequel.com - #1 Twilight Sequel news site!
www.TwilightSequel.com - #1 Twilight Sequel news site!
www.TwilightSequel.com - #1 Twilight Sequel news site!
Posted at 2:57PM on May 11th 2009 by TwilightSequel.com
6. eat that hiney. hers.
Posted at 2:59PM on May 11th 2009 by nicky hilton.
7. Paris the big red footed booby
Posted at 3:02PM on May 11th 2009 by blue footed booby
8. She has finally become one big herpes lesion.
Posted at 3:10PM on May 11th 2009 by Zoinks!
9. Is it possible to be so famous that nobody gives a f#ck? I think she's proven that.
Posted at 3:13PM on May 11th 2009 by OctoMom must DIE
10. ouch, and that's just my eyes looking at this!! What redeeming value does that skank have? If any one knows, please post an answer!
Posted at 3:18PM on May 11th 2009 by mea
11. As much as I usually think she's a waste of time, I LOVE LOVE LOVE her in "Repo! The Genetic Opera!" Believe it or not, she's well cast and that movie kicks ass!!
Posted at 3:17PM on May 11th 2009 by Monkeynoodle
12. Dear Paris,
You are the center of the Universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.
Baby Gorilla
Posted at 3:31PM on May 11th 2009 by 800 Pound Gorilla
13. Must be nice to vacation all the time on mommy and daddy's money and not have to work.
Posted at 3:34PM on May 11th 2009 by Mike B
14. haha lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 3:37PM on May 11th 2009 by josi
15. Her redeeming value is that she is still a human being who is in a position to potentially do a lot of good in the world. I hope, for her sake, that she changes. It's obvious that she acts the way she does for negative attention...and anyone thriving on negative press can't possibly deep down feel that great about themselves or the path they're on.
Posted at 3:36PM on May 11th 2009 by My thoughts...