Melissa Rivers -- Shamed by Busted Whip
The only thing worse than a "whore pit viper" if you're Melissa Rivers -- a beat-up hoopty that won't start when you're trying to get away from the paps!
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. am pretty sure she could stop a clock by looking at it .
she is fugly..
Posted at 1:07AM on May 13th 2009 by first
2. seeing Melissa making TMZ gives me hope that anybody, even me, may get on this page since she really hasnt done anything in her life but ride her mother's name
thanks TMZ for the boost
Posted at 1:10AM on May 13th 2009 by nobody
3. Melissa, congratulations to your mother for winning !!!!!!!! Those women WERE whore-pit-vipers. Your mother did have the best class , she treated people FAR better than the two pit-vipers ever did. And, hands down she was better than them. That's why she won. SORRY PIT-VIPERS.............YOU LOST..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 1:34AM on May 13th 2009 by Ann
4. Not a bad car but it looks kinda beat up.....
I love watching Melissa on TV. I like watching
Joan too. They are a entertaining team.
5. hey #2.......JEALOUS. you're right, you should be called "nobody"..........no one knows you or YOUR mother. And what do you know about the work Melissa does ? You know nothing, but I'm sure it beats what you do.
Posted at 1:49AM on May 13th 2009 by Ann
6. I don't get the stupid comments about Melissa's looks. She's cute. Not everyone needs to look like a barbie-doll-clone. If they did, it would be like the twilight zone. Melissa has a far more interesting look, more exotic and more character than for instance, the two pit-viper whores. Both of them looked more boring than cardboard.....especially the blonde, who was no more original-looking than any of the other billions of blonde bimbos in hollywood. Melissa, you look more unique and you're a cute person. AND CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN TO YOUR MOTHER ! I'm still laughing that those two bitches lost, and I'm so glad your mother WON.
Posted at 1:50AM on May 13th 2009 by Ann
7. TO POST #5............WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE GOING BY A POINTS SYSTEM. THE VIPER-BITCHES MADE 2 OF THE POINTS, JOAN MADE 3. IT WAS NOT JUST ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WON, IDIOT. JOAN ALSO SHOWED BETTER CHARACTER IN BUSINESS AND HUMANITY AS WELL. JOAN WON BECAUSE SHE DESERVED TO WIN. THE PIT-VIPER-WHORES LOST AND I LOVED IT WHEN THEY LOST. THEY WERE SUCH BITCHES, LYING ROTTEN ,JUST PLAIN MEAN PEOPLE.
Posted at 1:56AM on May 13th 2009 by Ann
8. I got a hugh laugh when Joan said she resented that some Designer tried to ride her back for publicity. That's what Melissa is for. Ride Joan's back in life and her coat tails.
Posted at 2:31AM on May 13th 2009 by Dua
9. Such mean ness for Joan and Melissa. I say they are both Class Acts.. I am very glad that Joan won...
Posted at 5:20AM on May 13th 2009 by Joanne
10. can't stand this wench! Notice after she had the big blow out wedding a few years back it didn't take the new hubby long to run for the nearest exit! Melissa, marry your Mom.. though you two probably can't stand each other either. I seriously crack up when those two decide how people should dress... maybe we should be standing in their plastic surgeon's office each Monday when they go for that "lil lift or fill."
Go home already!
Posted at 6:40AM on May 13th 2009 by ilovetheshowmadmen
11. I never liked the Rivers much before but after Celebrity Apprentice I really can't stand them...."hey Melissa, karma's a biaotch !!!!
Posted at 8:36AM on May 13th 2009 by Nancy
12.
Joan is a "has been" and Melissa is a "never was". So Ann...I'm assuming you agree with Joan comparing Annie to Hitler? ( Btw...Annie's father is Jewish )
Is that CLASS in your book? Congradulations? Oh Puhleez...Joan walked off that show because that little twat Melissa had a hissy fit over a firing. At that point she should have NEVER been allowed to return....and therein lies the fix. Its funny how on Annies site she accepts all posts...good or bad. On Joan's site....well, they are picking and choosing what posts are put on there. Whats Joan scared of? That thousands of people will hit her site with complete disgust at her behaviour and the rigging of that show by Trump. Shes a coward.....and a nasty little piece of work.
As the oracle of Pokah, Doyle Brunson aka Texdolly says...........
"Sometimes its just best not to speak and sound stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
I'm a POKAH PLAYAH.......AH POKAH PLAYAH !
Posted at 8:38AM on May 13th 2009 by Ankaret
13. Hey to # 9 .. It was a GAME.. And Annie Played the Game...Anyone that compaires another Human Being To Hitler is Trash....Joan Rivers gives me nightmares....
Posted at 9:23AM on May 13th 2009 by Horhay
14. Melissa is an old ugly person, inside and out.
Posted at 9:38AM on May 13th 2009 by carl
15. Melissa is an old ugly person inside and out. Parents - this is what you don't want your child to grow up like. You know the do's and don'ts for parents - Melissa is a don't.
Posted at 9:42AM on May 13th 2009 by Val
