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Melissa Rivers -- Shamed by Busted Whip

5/12/2009 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The only thing worse than a "whore pit viper" if you're Melissa Rivers -- a beat-up hoopty that won't start when you're trying to get away from the paps!

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nuggets fan    

am pretty sure she could stop a clock by looking at it .

she is fugly..

1808 days ago
2.

nobody    

seeing Melissa making TMZ gives me hope that anybody, even me, may get on this page since she really hasnt done anything in her life but ride her mother's name
thanks TMZ for the boost

1808 days ago
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annie    

Melissa, congratulations to your mother for winning !!!!!!!! Those women WERE whore-pit-vipers. Your mother did have the best class , she treated people FAR better than the two pit-vipers ever did. And, hands down she was better than them. That's why she won. SORRY PIT-VIPERS.............YOU LOST..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1808 days ago
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Jezzy    

Not a bad car but it looks kinda beat up.....
I love watching Melissa on TV. I like watching
Joan too. They are a entertaining team.

1808 days ago
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annie    

hey #2.......JEALOUS. you're right, you should be called "nobody"..........no one knows you or YOUR mother. And what do you know about the work Melissa does ? You know nothing, but I'm sure it beats what you do.

1808 days ago
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annie    

I don't get the stupid comments about Melissa's looks. She's cute. Not everyone needs to look like a barbie-doll-clone. If they did, it would be like the twilight zone. Melissa has a far more interesting look, more exotic and more character than for instance, the two pit-viper whores. Both of them looked more boring than cardboard.....especially the blonde, who was no more original-looking than any of the other billions of blonde bimbos in hollywood. Melissa, you look more unique and you're a cute person. AND CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN TO YOUR MOTHER ! I'm still laughing that those two bitches lost, and I'm so glad your mother WON.

1808 days ago
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annie    

TO POST #5............WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE GOING BY A POINTS SYSTEM. THE VIPER-BITCHES MADE 2 OF THE POINTS, JOAN MADE 3. IT WAS NOT JUST ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WON, IDIOT. JOAN ALSO SHOWED BETTER CHARACTER IN BUSINESS AND HUMANITY AS WELL. JOAN WON BECAUSE SHE DESERVED TO WIN. THE PIT-VIPER-WHORES LOST AND I LOVED IT WHEN THEY LOST. THEY WERE SUCH BITCHES, LYING ROTTEN ,JUST PLAIN MEAN PEOPLE.

1808 days ago
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Tj    

I got a hugh laugh when Joan said she resented that some Designer tried to ride her back for publicity. That's what Melissa is for. Ride Joan's back in life and her coat tails.

1808 days ago
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Joanne    

Such mean ness for Joan and Melissa. I say they are both Class Acts.. I am very glad that Joan won...

1808 days ago
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ilovetheshowmadmen    

can't stand this wench! Notice after she had the big blow out wedding a few years back it didn't take the new hubby long to run for the nearest exit! Melissa, marry your Mom.. though you two probably can't stand each other either. I seriously crack up when those two decide how people should dress... maybe we should be standing in their plastic surgeon's office each Monday when they go for that "lil lift or fill."

Go home already!

1808 days ago
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Nancy    

I never liked the Rivers much before but after Celebrity Apprentice I really can't stand them...."hey Melissa, karma's a biaotch !!!!

1808 days ago
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Horhay    

Hey to # 9 .. It was a GAME.. And Annie Played the Game...Anyone that compaires another Human Being To Hitler is Trash....Joan Rivers gives me nightmares....

1808 days ago
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carol    

Melissa is an old ugly person inside and out. Parents - this is what you don't want your child to grow up like. You know the do's and don'ts for parents - Melissa is a don't.

1808 days ago
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YIKES    

SO FREAKING UGLY...INSIDE AND OUT...WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE...OTHER THEN VISIT HER PLASTIC SURGEON EVERY WEEK TO TRY AND FIX THAT FACE...

1808 days ago
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Rita    

Melissa - drop to your knees and thank the lord Joan is your Mom, or you'd be just another bitter middle-aged woman. You are talentless. At least your Mom has some credentials. What are yours? I mean, things you've done without hanging on Joan's coattails.

1808 days ago
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