Train Wrecks
Janice Dickinson -- 'I'm Totally F**ked Up!'

She was headed for the driver's seat -- but the dude Janice Dickinson was rolling with stepped in at the last second and likely saved her from a DUI ... or worse.



The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.

When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.



Tags: drunk, dui, janice dickinson, JaniceDickinson

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1. white trash

Posted at 9:14AM on May 14th 2009 by big joe

2. She has got to be the most classless woman in Hollywood besides Courtney Love. Bet she is proud of herself this morning. If she wants to drink herself into a stupor everyday it is her business and no one else's, but surely she has a friend on standby who could be trusted to apply duct tape to her mouth once she has had enough.

Posted at 9:13AM on May 14th 2009 by luvmykids67

3. This woman needs to act her age. Trying to compete with 20 year olds in looks, and irresponsible actions. Wants to keep her name out there ..She is afraid we would all forget who she........

sickofitall

Posted at 9:15AM on May 14th 2009 by sick of it all

4. My favorite Hot Mess. I hope Tyra makes her a judge again on ANTM.

Posted at 9:16AM on May 14th 2009 by PhillipP

5. Wait..on second thought, I bet all of her friends are scared of her. I am. Try to put duc t tape on that mouth and I bet you would pull back a nub, or maybe lose the entire arm.

Posted at 9:16AM on May 14th 2009 by luvmykids67

6. Another worthless starlet. Why does anyone pay people like her (and Lilo and Whinehouse
) any attention?

Posted at 11:41AM on May 14th 2009 by louis

7. Sad and scary at the same time.

Posted at 9:25AM on May 14th 2009 by Al

8. A

Posted at 9:27AM on May 14th 2009 by Mik

9. Wow, why would tyra give THAT a job? You don't reward bad behavior.

How sad? ANd she is a mom? Let's have CPS look at how things are going at home.

She is so messed up and insecure that she gets one surgery after the other, has a huge alky prob and then speaks like that, whihc seems like commonplace for her. So sad that she is that far in the gutter.

Posted at 9:47AM on May 14th 2009 by Shelley

10. What a class act!!!! Janice.....get HELP!!!!!
You looked like a fool!!
And sounded like a drunken sailor on pay day!!!

Posted at 9:39AM on May 14th 2009 by springs

11. MOTHER OF THE YEAR, FOLKS!

Posted at 9:39AM on May 14th 2009 by Tina

12. haha what a dumb brood

Posted at 9:47AM on May 14th 2009 by daxon

13.
ummm...maybe she needs to do a "boy george" ???
in other words...spend some time in the big house !!!
god knows...she needs to de-tox...

Posted at 9:49AM on May 14th 2009 by northern gypsy

14. ... and this woman has at least one child. She's such a classy broad.

Posted at 10:35AM on May 14th 2009 by Carriss

15. And people wonder why the paps get no respect. These IDIOTS act like a bunch of 12 yr. olds, running around, BADGERING that woman just for their sadistic pleasures. All for a fkn' sound bite and a few pics. I'd LOVE to know just WHAT (if ANY) qualifications are required to have this type of 'job' That one puss- that was all in her face and then running from her, had to be about 13 yrs. old.

Posted at 10:28AM on May 14th 2009 by Donald Ray

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