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5/14/2009 10:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Janice Dickinson -- 'I'm Totally F**ked Up!'

She was headed for the driver's seat -- but the dude Janice Dickinson was rolling with stepped in at the last second and likely saved her from a DUI ... or worse.



The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.

When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.

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big joe:  1005 days ago

white trash

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luvmykids67:  1005 days ago

She has got to be the most classless woman in Hollywood besides Courtney Love. Bet she is proud of herself this morning. If she wants to drink herself into a stupor everyday it is her business and no one else's, but surely she has a friend on standby who could be trusted to apply duct tape to her mouth once she has had enough.

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sickofitall:  1005 days ago

This woman needs to act her age. Trying to compete with 20 year olds in looks, and irresponsible actions. Wants to keep her name out there ..She is afraid we would all forget who she........

sickofitall

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PhillipP:  1005 days ago

My favorite Hot Mess. I hope Tyra makes her a judge again on ANTM.

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luvmykids67:  1005 days ago

Wait..on second thought, I bet all of her friends are scared of her. I am. Try to put duc t tape on that mouth and I bet you would pull back a nub, or maybe lose the entire arm.

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roo:  1005 days ago

Another worthless starlet. Why does anyone pay people like her (and Lilo and Whinehouse
) any attention?

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Al:  1005 days ago

Sad and scary at the same time.

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shell:  1005 days ago

Wow, why would tyra give THAT a job? You don't reward bad behavior.

How sad? ANd she is a mom? Let's have CPS look at how things are going at home.

She is so messed up and insecure that she gets one surgery after the other, has a huge alky prob and then speaks like that, whihc seems like commonplace for her. So sad that she is that far in the gutter.

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springs:  1005 days ago

What a class act!!!! Janice.....get HELP!!!!!
You looked like a fool!!
And sounded like a drunken sailor on pay day!!!

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tenn:  1005 days ago

MOTHER OF THE YEAR, FOLKS!

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northern gypsy:  1005 days ago


ummm...maybe she needs to do a "boy george" ???
in other words...spend some time in the big house !!!
god knows...she needs to de-tox...

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carriss:  1005 days ago

... and this woman has at least one child. She's such a classy broad.

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Donald Ray:  1005 days ago

And people wonder why the paps get no respect. These IDIOTS act like a bunch of 12 yr. olds, running around, BADGERING that woman just for their sadistic pleasures. All for a fkn' sound bite and a few pics. I'd LOVE to know just WHAT (if ANY) qualifications are required to have this type of 'job' That one puss- that was all in her face and then running from her, had to be about 13 yrs. old.

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xcalibur:  1005 days ago

EFFING HOT MESS AND TRAIN WRECK!!!!!!!!!!!! APPEARS WHINO HAS A SISTA SHE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT. JUST SAYIN. =)

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dog:  1005 days ago

that was just plain sad

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