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Janice Dickinson -- 'I'm Totally F**ked Up!'

Posted May 14th 2009 9:05AM by TMZ Staff

She was headed for the driver's seat -- but the dude Janice Dickinson was rolling with stepped in at the last second and likely saved her from a DUI ... or worse.



The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.

When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.

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16. I wonder how many kids some of these 'scum of the earth, paps have? What do YOU do for a living daddy? "Oh, I run around making a COMPLETE USELESS ASS outta' myself by bothering celebs, hoping to get them to SMACK my WORTHLESS ass and then I can SUE them. Isn't it IRONIC, there don't seem to be many FEMALE PAPS, just the GUY-BITCHES that we hear on this tape.

Posted at 10:43AM on May 14th 2009 by Donald Ray

17. EFFING HOT MESS AND TRAIN WRECK!!!!!!!!!!!! APPEARS WHINO HAS A SISTA SHE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT. JUST SAYIN. =)

Posted at 10:46AM on May 14th 2009 by 3 hot chics & 1 pimpin gangsta

18. that was just plain sad

Posted at 11:01AM on May 14th 2009 by woof

19. It's time for her to go to rehab.

Posted at 11:24AM on May 14th 2009 by ilove95037

20. Wow, what a lady!

Posted at 11:33AM on May 14th 2009 by LWood

21. I thought she didn't drink. She always says that in every interview and tv show she is on. But she definitely seems it.

Than I wonder if maybe she isn't drunk. I mean her man was going to let her drive and not worry about it.

Posted at 12:25PM on May 14th 2009 by umbeta1455

22. My dog took a dump that had more dignity than Janice.
So sad.

Posted at 12:03PM on May 14th 2009 by Maximus

23. I'm embarrassed for her...isn't she a little old for that?

Posted at 12:09PM on May 14th 2009 by Chris

24. WOW can anyone say REHAB!!!

Posted at 12:10PM on May 14th 2009 by littlefoot76p

25. Pathetice with a capital P. She has been like this for years now. She always blames everyone else and won't recognize her problem with drugs and booze. She will end up a sad hasbeen which she pretty much is already.

Posted at 12:19PM on May 14th 2009 by charlene

26. CAN ANYONE SCREAM! ----->>> LOCA

Posted at 12:26PM on May 14th 2009 by Flwreden

27. I feel bad for her. Maybe if she watches this film she'll realize she needs to work on her issues.

Posted at 12:53PM on May 14th 2009 by Kathy

28. WOW! I'm sure her kid will go to school today and hear all about his Mom from the kids on the school yard. It's time for you to wake up girl, and get with the program! You obviously have a terribly serious drinking problem, and on top of that you are seem to be crying out for help or attention. I hope you wake up this morning and catch a look at this footage. Hopefully, iy will be roack bottom moment. I can only imagine what kind of verbal abuse you give your child when you are this out of touch! You are NOT beautiful on the inside or outside as far as I can see! Admit you are aging and move on in your life. Better yet, call Dr. Drew and see if he has room for you in re-hab, You will b happy you do! The past 30yrs of my life have been sober and I would not be who I am today without it. Good luck!

Posted at 12:57PM on May 14th 2009 by Mom23Teens

29. She is absolutely DISCUSTING!!!!!!!!!! Just a gross has been!!!! sad that she brought children into this world and acts like a complete idiot. I feel SO sorry for her child!!

Posted at 1:15PM on May 14th 2009 by birdiegirl

30. Nice to gentility and elegance aren't dead in LA.

Posted at 1:18PM on May 14th 2009 by Green Is Good

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