Train Wrecks
Janice Dickinson -- 'I'm Totally F**ked Up!'

She was headed for the driver's seat -- but the dude Janice Dickinson was rolling with stepped in at the last second and likely saved her from a DUI ... or worse.



The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.

When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.



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31. F***Ked Up? You said it Janice!

Posted at 1:36PM on May 14th 2009 by TMZ fan

32. She has star power. Too bad she doesn't know how to use it to help others such as bringing attention to charities, hospices and homeless kids.

Instead she's using it to make herself look like an absolute fool.

Janice, get help to control your behavior. Acting like a spoilt princess just makes you look like a pathetic fool.

Posted at 1:45PM on May 14th 2009 by BruceLD

33. While I don't condone Janice's behavior, I have to ask aren't the Pap's obligated BY LAW to report crimes like Janice being drunk off her ass and getting behind the wheel?...Why didn't one of them put the camera down and call the Police?...Who cares that someone else stepped in and drove, what of they didn't?...Would the Pap's have let her drive in that condition?...

Snippets like this one are not funny or entertaining...Janice could have taken off in that vehicle and seriously injured, or killed someone...Could have been someone the Pap's knew and loved...
Start using your brains guys, and quit making it all about the "Money Shot"...Anytime a drunk heads for a vehicle, call the Police...

Posted at 1:46PM on May 14th 2009 by Hussie

34. A woman that age should have some dignity.

Posted at 2:12PM on May 14th 2009 by lizard

35. Very Classy!

Posted at 2:27PM on May 14th 2009 by rae

36. why is this ancient relic still in the news, she is the most classless woman to ever model!

Posted at 2:36PM on May 14th 2009 by Eman

37. TMZ..........You need to make a spin-off of your show specifically for people like this, and you should call it "How not to act in public".Janice is is obviousllyout
of contol and someone should stop her before she kills somebody else.
Why is Nobu giving this lady her car in the first place? In New jersey the law states the establishment can be held responsible? I don't know the laws in California.

Posted at 2:53PM on May 14th 2009 by janice

38. GOD I HOPE SHE READS THESE, JANICE YOUR A SICK OLD WASHED OUT SLUT, YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASS ACTING LIKE THAT AT YOUR AGE, WHAT A USE UP TRASHY SLUT

Posted at 4:51PM on May 14th 2009 by ss calif

39. Somebody's ready for Celebrity Rehab! Could you imagine her with perpetual Celebrity Rehab contestant (I mean resident) Jeff Conaway?

Posted at 5:17PM on May 14th 2009 by Tralalalala

40. Just plain sad!!!!!!!! She needs to go to rehab and get her act together! She is beyond a hot mess!! I can not believe that she was going to get behind the wheel! She drove up to the restaurant drunk and they had more to drink (or so it appears)! LOSER! Maybe she needs to have plastic surgery tp build her brain more! Her poor kids!

Posted at 4:13PM on May 14th 2009 by Cara

41. i think her kids are grown and adults or pretty close. But still must be mortifying for them. I am sure she does not care how it makes them feel. It is not like this is her first time making a fool of herself.

Posted at 5:04PM on May 14th 2009 by nicki

42. Ha ha. I LOVE Janice.

Posted at 6:19PM on May 14th 2009 by cathy

43. crazy biaaatch...

Posted at 4:31PM on May 15th 2009 by aba

44. I love the pap who near the last 20-45seconds if u listen carefully after she gets in the car u hear him say low janice u got any drugs i cracked up listen up make sure i'm hearing that right..Lol

Posted at 11:46PM on May 14th 2009 by KC

45. i love her!! i think she looks great for her age...she's imperfect and real...

Posted at 3:13AM on May 15th 2009 by aurel

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