Marilyn Manson Is a Monk?!

Here's goth rocker extraordinaire Marilyn Manson outside Katsuya on Tuesday (left) -- and Paul Bettany as "Silas," the murderous monk in the 2006 film "The Da Vinci Code" (right).

Marilyn Manson & Silas
One of 'em was born an albino.

We're just sayin'.