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TMZ Sports5/14/2009 12:14 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Streaker: Two Balls and You're Out -- For Good!

The dude who streaked the Mets game at Citi Field Tuesday night learned nobody wants to see his naked ass again -- he's been banned from the stadium, faces up to a year in jail and may have to pay a butt-load of fines.



According to the New York Times, the man, Craig Coakley, was arraigned yesterday on charges of third-degree criminal trespass and interference with a professional sporting event.

As for why he did it: His boss dared him and offered to pay a week's worth of salary.

Craig's fines could be anywhere up to $5,000.

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toofastforyou:  1005 days ago

Too fast for you bitches.

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jj:  1005 days ago

1st

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artie help:  1005 days ago

he was hung like a gerbil for what it matters.

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Frank:  1005 days ago

I think it was a windy day and his clothes got blown off unintentionally and the cameras (during a break in playing) just happened to be rolling.

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titts and Ass:  1005 days ago

Wow I sure wish he can slide o my base. Or better yet slid at my home plate nice ass

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arte help:  1005 days ago

LOOK EVERYONE, ARTIE HELP TOOK IN A BALLGAME THE OTHER DAY, ARTIE NEXT TIME WEAR PANTS, YOU LOSER

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arte help:  1005 days ago

Shut up TOOSOFTFORYOU, I was wishing there was a big Louisville Slugger there that would jam up my *ss. I pleasured orally all the security that took me away, so it wasn't a big loss.

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Anna:  1005 days ago

. I think it was a windy day and his clothes got blown off unintentionally and the cameras (during a break in playing) just happened to be rolling.

Posted at 11:57AM on May 14th 2009 by Canopy

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LOL.
His boss did not have the heart to fire him so he took him to the ball game, got him drunk and dared him to do this. He is now facing up to a year in jail and when he gets out his boss does not have to give him his job back being he is now an ex con.

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lost in lalaland:  1005 days ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this dude's weekly salary won't cover $5K. Wasn't even smart enough to give the camera to someone that knows not to jump up and down while filming.

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Di from Wisconsin:  1005 days ago

Would someone tell her to SHUT UP already! Publicity is all she wants... UGH!!!

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MJ:  1005 days ago

AJ Soprano!

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Flwreden:  1005 days ago

Damn - couldn't see his twinkie - bummer! Nice butt ! Atleast it looks like in the video!!!

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m:  1005 days ago

AWESOME!

This guy will not get jail time. No way.

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park:  1005 days ago

Did that "Kissing Bandit" chick from years back go to jail and pay these kind of fines? I know she wasn't naked, but it was the same kind of disruption. She ran on the field A LOT! Major League Baseball has got to relax.

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omg!:  1005 days ago

interference with a professional sporting event is againts the law? holy f l_l ck! wow america is run by $ and only $

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