Streaker: Two Balls and You're Out -- For Good!

The dude who streaked the Mets game at Citi Field Tuesday night learned nobody wants to see his naked ass again -- he's been banned from the stadium, faces up to a year in jail and may have to pay a butt-load of fines.



According to the New York Times, the man, Craig Coakley, was arraigned yesterday on charges of third-degree criminal trespass and interference with a professional sporting event.

As for why he did it: His boss dared him and offered to pay a week's worth of salary.

Craig's fines could be anywhere up to $5,000.



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1. Too fast for you bitches.

Posted at 11:54AM on May 14th 2009 by toofastforyou

2. 1st

Posted at 11:54AM on May 14th 2009 by jj

3. he was hung like a gerbil for what it matters.

Posted at 11:54AM on May 14th 2009 by sarah palins feet

4. first

Posted at 11:54AM on May 14th 2009 by scott

5. I think it was a windy day and his clothes got blown off unintentionally and the cameras (during a break in playing) just happened to be rolling.

Posted at 11:57AM on May 14th 2009 by Canopy

6. Wow I sure wish he can slide o my base. Or better yet slid at my home plate nice ass

Posted at 11:58AM on May 14th 2009 by toofastforyou

7. LOOK EVERYONE, ARTIE HELP TOOK IN A BALLGAME THE OTHER DAY, ARTIE NEXT TIME WEAR PANTS, YOU LOSER

Posted at 11:59AM on May 14th 2009 by toofastforyou!

8. Shut up TOOSOFTFORYOU, I was wishing there was a big Louisville Slugger there that would jam up my *ss. I pleasured orally all the security that took me away, so it wasn't a big loss.

Posted at 10:58AM on May 15th 2009 by artie help

9. . I think it was a windy day and his clothes got blown off unintentionally and the cameras (during a break in playing) just happened to be rolling.

Posted at 11:57AM on May 14th 2009 by Canopy

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LOL.
His boss did not have the heart to fire him so he took him to the ball game, got him drunk and dared him to do this. He is now facing up to a year in jail and when he gets out his boss does not have to give him his job back being he is now an ex con.

Posted at 12:48PM on May 14th 2009 by Tina

10. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this dude's weekly salary won't cover $5K. Wasn't even smart enough to give the camera to someone that knows not to jump up and down while filming.

Posted at 12:15PM on May 14th 2009 by lostinlalaland

11. #4 Canopy - Priceless!!!!

Posted at 12:19PM on May 14th 2009 by LTB

12. Would someone tell her to SHUT UP already! Publicity is all she wants... UGH!!!

Posted at 12:25PM on May 14th 2009 by Diane

13. AJ Soprano!

Posted at 12:34PM on May 14th 2009 by Yo

14. Damn - couldn't see his twinkie - bummer! Nice butt ! Atleast it looks like in the video!!!

Posted at 12:41PM on May 14th 2009 by Flwreden

15. AWESOME!

This guy will not get jail time. No way.

Posted at 1:01PM on May 14th 2009 by m

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