Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star

Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.

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Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.

Playoffs? What playoffs?!

FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...

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16. Fake taters are just weird looking to me. They look like big ole liquid cysts about to pop! ")

Posted at 11:09AM on May 14th 2009 by squeaker

17. stop lying to yourselves, you'd suck the silicone out of those titties

Posted at 11:11AM on May 14th 2009 by Kid Toronto

18. BIG UGLY titties SoooooGross Gods sue your plastic surgeon You are gross

Posted at 11:20AM on May 14th 2009 by Nuke em and We own em

19. that dance made my morning.

Posted at 11:26AM on May 14th 2009 by christine

20. Its official homie got a white girl
Congrats you really came up in the world

Posted at 4:34PM on May 14th 2009 by SoldOut

21. At least she doesn't have the chest of a 13 year old boy and won't be tucking her boobs into her belt when she's 50.

If you don't like fake, fine. When you start calling someone out, just think about how hypocritcal you are being when you spend money on other things to make yourself look better. The same people bitching about plastic surgery are out there buying pushup bras, expensive clothes, makeup, teeth whitening, etc.

Posted at 11:33AM on May 14th 2009 by wow

22. I do not understand why women would do that to themselves. Her boobs are discusting.

Posted at 12:01PM on May 14th 2009 by Beth

23. I would take teeny tiny ones over those big tacky things any day. I'm guessing "Wow" is a plastic surgery victim.

Posted at 12:05PM on May 14th 2009 by alice

24. Wow, guys like boobs. Big News!

Posted at 12:00PM on May 14th 2009 by Ballsac

25. Hey, if you got em, flaunt em! So surprised there are so many booby bashers out there.

Posted at 12:04PM on May 14th 2009 by noneya

26. Fake boobs are so gross-- it looks like she had basketballs implanted. What is the draw?

Posted at 12:09PM on May 14th 2009 by KP

27. Fake!

Posted at 12:31PM on May 14th 2009 by Alexa

28. You can hate on implants all you want, but I can touch them...they're REAL!!

Posted at 12:31PM on May 14th 2009 by Bane

29. He's holding on to her for her floating devices because he can't swim :)

Posted at 12:34PM on May 14th 2009 by Jen

30. HE LOOKS LIKE CHUBACA.............. OR YOU CAN SAY HE LOOKS MORE LIKE THE SASQUASH.. CUS DAMN HE IS UGLY...............

Posted at 12:40PM on May 14th 2009 by Queen Bee

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